{"id":4325,"date":"2014-01-08T12:31:32","date_gmt":"2014-01-08T12:31:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/01\/08\/i-and-therefore-sherlock-wasnt-reading-your\/"},"modified":"2014-01-08T12:31:32","modified_gmt":"2014-01-08T12:31:32","slug":"i-and-therefore-sherlock-wasnt-reading-your","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/01\/08\/i-and-therefore-sherlock-wasnt-reading-your\/","title":{"rendered":"((I (and therefore Sherlock) wasn’t reading your posts about the closet meme. That certainly wasn’t a thing I would do to poor Hakuba. Hehe! Can I just say that you all are awesome, I was smiling as I read through it. You lot are great!)) “Mr Hakuba, are you feeling alright. You are looking a little flaky. I can’t have you being a liability. If there is a problem then say so and I will force John to come back from his sex holiday, or did they call it a honeymoon, to be my assistant instead.”"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/p>\n

“aAHH- Mr. Holmes! N-no, I am not at all flaky, sir! It’s only… they put the cat to bed, you see, and I’m unable to do anything once the cat is… in bed. It’s… it’s, ah, just… you know?”<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

“…this all sounds a bit like an excuse, doesn’t it?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“aAHH- Mr. Holmes! N-no, I am not at all flaky, sir! It’s only… they put the cat to bed, you see, and I’m unable to do anything once the cat is… in bed. It’s… it’s, ah, just… you know?” “…this all sounds a bit like an excuse, doesn’t it?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3350,1172,3353,3352,3351,1559],"class_list":["post-4325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-also-i-woke-up-from-a-coughing-fit-so-im-allowed-to-be-online-for-a-bit","tag-i-am-laughing-so-hard","tag-i-swear","tag-i-will-go-back-to-bed-in-a-moment","tag-no-one-look-at-me-accusingly","tag-wewillstartwiththeridingcrop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}