{"id":4321,"date":"2014-01-08T12:38:43","date_gmt":"2014-01-08T12:38:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/01\/08\/a-murder-will-happen-if-you-dont-get-your-ass\/"},"modified":"2014-01-08T12:38:43","modified_gmt":"2014-01-08T12:38:43","slug":"a-murder-will-happen-if-you-dont-get-your-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/01\/08\/a-murder-will-happen-if-you-dont-get-your-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"A MURDER \/WILL\/ HAPPEN IF YOU DON&#8217;T GET YOUR ASS BACK TO BED, WOMAN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/0059a381151317d244fb2da407526ca8\/tumblr_inline_mz31plTP2D1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;But if you murder the cat, then I shall never finish my response to Mr. Holmes, which means never visiting Baker Street, and in turn, ensuring no kisses from Mr. Holmes at all which I have promised to pass along to Eiji-kun indirectly and, in effect, make Kaitou-kun somewhat jealous perhaps&hellip;&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/329b7a4c213fae5a76242048033ad5b5\/tumblr_inline_mz31s0RVz71rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;<em>Please<\/em> refrain from murdering the cat&hellip;! As you can see, this is\u00a0<em>important!&rdquo;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;But if you murder the cat, then I shall never finish my response to Mr. Holmes, which means never visiting Baker Street, and in turn, ensuring no kisses from Mr. Holmes at all which I have promised to pass along to Eiji-kun indirectly and, in effect, make Kaitou-kun somewhat jealous perhaps&hellip;&rdquo; &ldquo;Please refrain from murdering [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1999],"class_list":["post-4321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hannah-shikari"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}