{"id":4305,"date":"2014-01-09T02:37:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-09T02:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/01\/09\/urban-pooka-mid2000snatalieportman\/"},"modified":"2015-08-04T03:24:33","modified_gmt":"2015-08-04T03:24:33","slug":"urban-pooka-mid2000snatalieportman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/01\/09\/urban-pooka-mid2000snatalieportman\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-4305 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/01\/09\/urban-pooka-mid2000snatalieportman\/attachment\/4306\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"97\" src=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_lxb17cYcBd1r8w3hio1_500-150x97.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/urban-pooka.tumblr.com\/post\/47658168264\/mid2000snatalieportman-pushinglackadaisies\">urban-pooka<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mid2000snatalieportman.tumblr.com\/post\/39531358748\/pushinglackadaisies-mewlymae-whatever-you\">mid2000snatalieportman<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/pushinglackadaisies.tumblr.com\/post\/39495235219\/mewlymae-whatever-you-find-thats-a-pretty\">pushinglackadaisies<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mewlymae.tumblr.com\/post\/37231720490\/whatever-you-find-thats-a-pretty-broad\">mewlymae<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tag\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/%27whatever-you-find%27\">#\u2019whatever you find\u2019<\/a><span> <\/span><a class=\"tag\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/that%27s-a-pretty-broad-definition\">#that\u2019s a pretty broad definition<\/a><span> <\/span><a class=\"tag\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/i-personally-would-not-be-satisfied-if-i-found\">#i personally would not be satisfied if i found<\/a><span> <\/span><a class=\"tag\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/say\">#say<\/a><span> <\/span><a class=\"tag\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/an-alligator-in-my-partner%27s-pants\">#an alligator in my partner\u2019s pants<\/a><span><\/span><a class=\"tag\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/genitalia-is-cool\">#genitalia is cool<\/a><span> <\/span><a class=\"tag\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/carnivorous-reptiles-are-not.\">#carnivorous reptiles are not.<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>yes<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/blackfeatherswhitedoves.tumblr.com\/post\/72482084527\/hakubabait-reblogged-your-photo-why-if-that\">blackfeatherswhitedoves<\/a><span>:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u2022 is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator?<span>\u00a0<\/span>\u2022 whiteknighthakuba<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/88847ae6feaadf771f6c850c88a97730\/tumblr_inline_mshrelYiyY1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Ah, that&hellip; &hellip; well. That depends on if this is an alien&hellip; alligator.. sentient being creature, or, ah&hellip; Well, you see, the most important thing is the issue of consent. If they&rsquo;re&hellip; well there&rsquo;s&hellip; There&rsquo;s actually a standard set of rules for this sort of thing, believe it or not. I don&rsquo;t have the chart handy, but I\u00a0<em>believe<\/em> the rule of thumb is that if you both speak a common language and can communicate effectively, and if you both willingly consent to sexual activity, then it&rsquo;s permissible? So if this person with&hellip; alligator&hellip; parts&hellip; and yourself (or myself?) are&hellip; into it then why not? I mean, assuming that it is also&hellip; safe&hellip; I may be pan, but I am very concerned about safety. And ah&hellip;&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/7bd03179b375fc00c5887f07be37e9ee\/tumblr_inline_mshrdmnqJw1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Where was I going with..?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/82805a55d60588bd850e26c27f3f72f3\/tumblr_inline_mshrkqupEm1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;&hellip;honestly, Kaito-kun, tagging me on this&hellip;&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>urban-pooka: mid2000snatalieportman: pushinglackadaisies: mewlymae: #\u2019whatever you find\u2019 #that\u2019s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner\u2019s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not. is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator yes If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction? blackfeatherswhitedoves: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1400,3320,117,161,3319],"class_list":["post-4305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-blackfeatherswhitedoves","tag-hakuba-is-pan","tag-headcanon","tag-lol","tag-pan","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4305"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4305\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4307,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4305\/revisions\/4307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}