{"id":4118,"date":"2014-01-16T05:51:04","date_gmt":"2014-01-16T05:51:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/01\/16\/motorcyclesandkatanas-akaikujixyaku\/"},"modified":"2014-01-16T05:51:04","modified_gmt":"2014-01-16T05:51:04","slug":"motorcyclesandkatanas-akaikujixyaku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/01\/16\/motorcyclesandkatanas-akaikujixyaku\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/motorcyclesandkatanas.tumblr.com\/post\/73489324512\/akaikujixyaku-motorcyclesandkatanas-m\">motorcyclesandkatanas<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/akaikujixyaku.tumblr.com\/post\/73489137075\/motorcyclesandkatanas-m-not-his-boyfriend\">akaikujixyaku<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/motorcyclesandkatanas.tumblr.com\/post\/73488135324\/akaikujixyaku-m-not-his-boyfriend-i\">motorcyclesandkatanas<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/fe657a7b2204c5bf22cf1ddecc0814cd\/tumblr_inline_mzhbbocAIA1swhxu1.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u2018m not his boyfriend, I dun even like the half-brit.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/d5e2d519d237b65dc68b241c28c4ca8b\/tumblr_inline_mzhbw1RdjG1s3tb5i.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Yeah, yeah, Honey, I know the official story, just ignore me if it makes you feel better~<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/c531e9eaae1228fdb4b040d59080cdc7\/tumblr_inline_mzhc1bHtV01swhxu1.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;HE\u2019S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!!&rdquo;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/03894c53fc027ea6eef3fe625fe1dc52\/tumblr_inline_mzhc7uAjyf1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Hattori just\u00a0<em>wishes<\/em> he were my boyfriend, but clearly he is far too savage for me to even consider dating. It would be uncouth. I shudder to think what it would be like to take him\u00a0<em>anywhere<\/em> within polite society&hellip;&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>motorcyclesandkatanas: akaikujixyaku: motorcyclesandkatanas: \u201c\u2018m not his boyfriend, I dun even like the half-brit.\u201d Yeah, yeah, Honey, I know the official story, just ignore me if it makes you feel better~ &ldquo;HE\u2019S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!!&rdquo; &ldquo;Hattori just\u00a0wishes he were my boyfriend, but clearly he is far too savage for me to even consider dating. It would [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[272,1069,2735,3121],"class_list":["post-4118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-akaikujixyaku","tag-hakuba-vs-heiji","tag-motorcyclesandkatanas","tag-some-more"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}