{"id":4081,"date":"2014-01-17T10:46:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-17T10:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/01\/17\/holmesotakushizune-no-i-dont-mean-that-you\/"},"modified":"2014-01-17T10:46:00","modified_gmt":"2014-01-17T10:46:00","slug":"holmesotakushizune-no-i-dont-mean-that-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/01\/17\/holmesotakushizune-no-i-dont-mean-that-you\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/holmesotakushizune.tumblr.com\/post\/73601557345\/whiteknighthakuba-holmesotakushizune\">holmesotakushizune<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&ldquo;no, I don\u2019t mean that you look like a girl. I mean that you look like those kind of people that if given enough make-up will pass as a girl\u2026Well yea, you\u2019re handsome and manly and stuff like that\u2026&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>wow. She should really control her mouth. Or at least try to say stuff that won\u2019t cause misunderstandings. She has hurt the guy\u2019s pride. Congrats, Shizune.<\/p>\n<p>or, maybe not. \u201ca date?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/97e2084c11ce98da969896828de6f00b\/tumblr_inline_mzjghmbhCR1rovzle.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Sure, I\u2019ll go on a date with you.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/2d31250ee9cc6ddb7d01868f3c44abe2\/tumblr_inline_mzjkghVVuY1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;You&hellip; you will? That&rsquo;s fantastic!&rdquo; Good job, Hakuba! You get to go on a date with one of your idols, who happens to be one of the most brilliant detectives that you&rsquo;ve ever had the chance to meet. Hoo! He was excited.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Except that&hellip; it meant that he&rsquo;d have to wear a maid&rsquo;s uniform.<\/p>\n<p>The blonde coughed into a fist, brows knitted as he remembered this fact somewhat unfortunately. &ldquo;&hellip;But I have to wear the.. apron and everything? Do you know how to do makeup? Er, I meant, stage makeup&hellip; professional&hellip; I mean, clearly, you know how to apply it to yourself, you&rsquo;re quite good at that I imagine, but ah&hellip; making\u00a0<em>me<\/em> look girly enough..?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>God this was awkward. But&hellip; worth it. He hoped.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>holmesotakushizune: &ldquo;no, I don\u2019t mean that you look like a girl. I mean that you look like those kind of people that if given enough make-up will pass as a girl\u2026Well yea, you\u2019re handsome and manly and stuff like that\u2026&rdquo; wow. She should really control her mouth. Or at least try to say stuff that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2857,161,3081],"class_list":["post-4081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-holmesotakushizune","tag-lol","tag-what-a-delightful-scenario"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4081"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4081\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}