{"id":3842,"date":"2014-01-31T02:33:48","date_gmt":"2014-01-31T02:33:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/01\/31\/text-yere-a-dick\/"},"modified":"2014-01-31T02:33:48","modified_gmt":"2014-01-31T02:33:48","slug":"text-yere-a-dick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/01\/31\/text-yere-a-dick\/","title":{"rendered":"[text] Yere a dick."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/d6b94d88c941c92bfaecee9c931f09de\/tumblr_inline_n08umh2MlA1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hakuba frowned at the text and sighed. What was up with Hattori? He was a jerk, but he wasn&rsquo;t normally\u00a0<em>this<\/em> bad. Rolling his eyes, he closed out of the application and put his phone away without responding. Sometimes it just wasn&rsquo;t worth it to add fuel to the fire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hakuba frowned at the text and sighed. What was up with Hattori? He was a jerk, but he wasn&rsquo;t normally\u00a0this bad. Rolling his eyes, he closed out of the application and put his phone away without responding. Sometimes it just wasn&rsquo;t worth it to add fuel to the fire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2735,2484],"class_list":["post-3842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-motorcyclesandkatanas","tag-text"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3842"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3842\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}