{"id":3839,"date":"2014-01-31T04:53:37","date_gmt":"2014-01-31T04:53:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/01\/31\/text-i-hope-ya-die-in-a-fire\/"},"modified":"2014-01-31T04:53:37","modified_gmt":"2014-01-31T04:53:37","slug":"text-i-hope-ya-die-in-a-fire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/01\/31\/text-i-hope-ya-die-in-a-fire\/","title":{"rendered":"[text] I hope ya die in a fire."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/ce74ddbc0b8fb5906dacb3fcbf001891\/tumblr_inline_n091kw1jm21rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;&hellip;what a jerk.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;&hellip;what a jerk.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2735,2484,2836],"class_list":["post-3839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-motorcyclesandkatanas","tag-text","tag-yet-another-ignored"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3839"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3839\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}