{"id":3612,"date":"2014-08-20T06:57:01","date_gmt":"2014-08-20T06:57:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/08\/20\/what-would-you-do-if-aliens-invaded-earth\/"},"modified":"2014-08-20T06:57:01","modified_gmt":"2014-08-20T06:57:01","slug":"what-would-you-do-if-aliens-invaded-earth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/08\/20\/what-would-you-do-if-aliens-invaded-earth\/","title":{"rendered":"What would you do if aliens invaded Earth?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/bd043feed21876ed7346452b4525c619\/tumblr_inline_nalez35T2a1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;That all depends on if they\u2019ve come in peace or not. An alien invasion isn\u2019t necessarily hostile, is it? Or, wait\u2026 let me look up the precise\u2026 oh, dear.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div><strong>invasion<\/strong> (noun): an instance of invading a country or region with an armed force.<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/7bd03179b375fc00c5887f07be37e9ee\/tumblr_inline_nalfasGK181rms2iz.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/div>\n<div>&ldquo;I suppose I would immediately report to the Metropolitan station or Scotland Yard to see what they would have me do. Perhaps I could help direct traffic or administer some basic emergency aid?&rdquo;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;That all depends on if they\u2019ve come in peace or not. An alien invasion isn\u2019t necessarily hostile, is it? Or, wait\u2026 let me look up the precise\u2026 oh, dear.&rdquo; invasion (noun): an instance of invading a country or region with an armed force. &ldquo;I suppose I would immediately report to the Metropolitan station or Scotland [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2668,2669,195],"class_list":["post-3612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-aliens","tag-freddythewatchdog","tag-hakuba-answers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3612"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3612\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}