{"id":3595,"date":"2014-08-22T06:31:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-22T06:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/08\/22\/first-thing-you-would-do-if-you-were-superman\/"},"modified":"2014-08-22T06:31:00","modified_gmt":"2014-08-22T06:31:00","slug":"first-thing-you-would-do-if-you-were-superman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/08\/22\/first-thing-you-would-do-if-you-were-superman\/","title":{"rendered":"First thing you would do if you were superman."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/3c959c2279805290f29d65d250aae779\/tumblr_inline_nap305y0Op1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Immediately report to\u00a0<em>The Daily Planet<\/em> and put my journalistic skills to use! Watch out, Lois Lane! You\u2019re about to meet your match!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/437f30ff04110f01eb0fea27fffead62\/tumblr_inline_nap3gsUkZA1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Immediately report to\u00a0The Daily Planet and put my journalistic skills to use! Watch out, Lois Lane! You\u2019re about to meet your match!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1165,195,1776,32,2639],"class_list":["post-3595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-geez","tag-hakuba-answers","tag-hakuba-the-nerd","tag-omg","tag-only-hakuba-would"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3595\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}