{"id":3586,"date":"2014-08-23T08:14:53","date_gmt":"2014-08-23T08:14:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/08\/23\/what-would-you-do-if-you-heard-loud-violin\/"},"modified":"2014-08-23T08:14:53","modified_gmt":"2014-08-23T08:14:53","slug":"what-would-you-do-if-you-heard-loud-violin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/08\/23\/what-would-you-do-if-you-heard-loud-violin\/","title":{"rendered":"What would you do if you heard loud violin screeching coming from next door at 2 in the morning?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/b704d0f1050d3467e00dd074d0db1ca5\/tumblr_inline_nar2t2eDLB1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Next door as in\u2026 the room next to mine? It ought to be empty, as there are only three of us living in this enormous house. Who\u2019s broken in? What are they doing? Why are they murdering that poor instrument?!&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/329b7a4c213fae5a76242048033ad5b5\/tumblr_inline_nar2viB77W1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;&hellip;and then I would wonder if it&rsquo;s that wretched cat burglar again, trying to get my attention. Bloody feline, always so needy&hellip;&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Next door as in\u2026 the room next to mine? It ought to be empty, as there are only three of us living in this enormous house. Who\u2019s broken in? What are they doing? Why are they murdering that poor instrument?!&rdquo; &ldquo;&hellip;and then I would wonder if it&rsquo;s that wretched cat burglar again, trying to get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,195,2628,268],"class_list":["post-3586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anonymous","tag-hakuba-answers","tag-im-looking-at-you","tag-notallcatsaregood"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3586"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3586\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}