{"id":3570,"date":"2014-08-25T01:17:43","date_gmt":"2014-08-25T01:17:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/08\/25\/have-any-of-your-fangirls-ever-asked-you-to-father\/"},"modified":"2014-08-25T01:17:43","modified_gmt":"2014-08-25T01:17:43","slug":"have-any-of-your-fangirls-ever-asked-you-to-father","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/08\/25\/have-any-of-your-fangirls-ever-asked-you-to-father\/","title":{"rendered":"Have any of your fangirls ever asked you to father their kids?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/5bb92f0360833d726d84e513a7bf62b4\/tumblr_inline_nau8l3coJL1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Yes, yes they have, which is always an awkward thing because it seems that the more someone throws themselves at me, the less interested I am. Life is funny that way. My poor, naive fangirls. I adore them, don\u2019t get me wrong, and their support is appreciated\u00a0<em>immensely,<\/em> but I will not give in to their ideas of fancy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/2cf6a50f98f323a0325cbf132e9d9a03\/tumblr_inline_nau8xeDgH51rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&quot;Now, those who are\u00a0<em>secretly<\/em> my fangirl or boy, on the other hand\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Yes, yes they have, which is always an awkward thing because it seems that the more someone throws themselves at me, the less interested I am. Life is funny that way. My poor, naive fangirls. I adore them, don\u2019t get me wrong, and their support is appreciated\u00a0immensely, but I will not give in to their [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,195,2600],"class_list":["post-3570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anonymous","tag-hakuba-answers","tag-more-sideways-glances-at-emi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3570"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3570\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}