{"id":3517,"date":"2014-08-29T16:30:38","date_gmt":"2014-08-29T16:30:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/08\/29\/oh-why-not\/"},"modified":"2014-08-29T16:30:38","modified_gmt":"2014-08-29T16:30:38","slug":"oh-why-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/08\/29\/oh-why-not\/","title":{"rendered":"oh why not."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/askboxmemes.tumblr.com\/post\/36571104949\/oh-why-not\">askboxmemes<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Blab:<\/strong> Three secrets I\u2019m keeping. <br \/><strong>Mwah:<\/strong> Three people I\u2019d like to kiss. <br \/><strong>Similar:<\/strong> Three members of the same sex I find attractive. <br \/><strong>Different:<\/strong> Three members of the opposite sex I find attractive <br \/><strong>Pastime:<\/strong> Three hobbies I have that I would be embarrassed to know someone discovered. <br \/><strong>Doing:<\/strong> Three habits that I have. <br \/><strong>Psst:<\/strong> Three things that I\u2019ve always wanted to tell you. <br \/><strong>Shh:<\/strong> Three things I wouldn\u2019t want my parents to know <br \/><strong>Dream:<\/strong> Three wishes I have. <br \/><strong>Want:<\/strong> Three things I would do to you if we were alone. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>askboxmemes: Blab: Three secrets I\u2019m keeping. Mwah: Three people I\u2019d like to kiss. Similar: Three members of the same sex I find attractive. Different: Three members of the opposite sex I find attractive Pastime: Three hobbies I have that I would be embarrassed to know someone discovered. Doing: Three habits that I have. Psst: Three [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[128,111,5],"class_list":["post-3517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-memes","tag-mind-the-queue","tag-out-of-crumpets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3517"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3517\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}