{"id":3490,"date":"2014-08-30T05:33:43","date_gmt":"2014-08-30T05:33:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/08\/30\/akaikujixyaku-text-you-are-so\/"},"modified":"2014-08-30T05:33:43","modified_gmt":"2014-08-30T05:33:43","slug":"akaikujixyaku-text-you-are-so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/08\/30\/akaikujixyaku-text-you-are-so\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/akaikujixyaku.tumblr.com\/post\/96148090976\/text-mef-mi-honemy-i-text-hjave-you-ever\">akaikujixyaku<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/0f377fe159228c67840386e981662647\/tumblr_inline_nb3t6zaKxz1s3tb5i.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><small>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0[text] \u2665\u2665\u2665 you are so unreasonably cute when you\u2019re drunk as hell<em><br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/em>[text] 10\/10 my ideal career path.<em><br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/em>[text] and that sounds great darling if a little painful<em><br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/em>[text] now don\u2019t bully Tintin, what he lacks in height he makes up for\u2026<br \/><em>elsewhere,\u00a0<\/em>I\u2019m sure.<em><br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/em>[text] but I guess I\u2019ll forgive you your meanness and marry you anyways.<em><br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/em>[text] in drunkness and in stupor, until hangover do we part.<\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[text] what wiat what idd I text uou<\/p>\n<p>[text] hoemnmy take my phoen away please<\/p>\n<p>[text] im boudn to maek a totla asss of myself i think<\/p>\n<p>[text] again<\/p>\n<p>[text] tho if weget marredi then it is ALL worTH TI<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>akaikujixyaku: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0[text] \u2665\u2665\u2665 you are so unreasonably cute when you\u2019re drunk as hell\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0[text] 10\/10 my ideal career path.\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0[text] and that sounds great darling if a little painful\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0[text] now don\u2019t bully Tintin, what he lacks in height he makes up for\u2026elsewhere,\u00a0I\u2019m sure.\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0[text] but I guess I\u2019ll forgive you your meanness [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[272,2495,2484],"class_list":["post-3490","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-akaikujixyaku","tag-drunkba","tag-text"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3490","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3490"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3490\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}