{"id":3483,"date":"2014-08-30T06:01:27","date_gmt":"2014-08-30T06:01:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/08\/30\/akaikujixyaku-text-not-a-total-ass\/"},"modified":"2014-08-30T06:01:27","modified_gmt":"2014-08-30T06:01:27","slug":"akaikujixyaku-text-not-a-total-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/08\/30\/akaikujixyaku-text-not-a-total-ass\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/akaikujixyaku.tumblr.com\/post\/96149297546\/whiteknighthakuba-text-what-wiat-what-idd-i\">akaikujixyaku<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/b19d7ce874798605ef977234d2e417e9\/tumblr_inline_nb3ubpDfL21s3tb5i.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><sub>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0[text] Not a\u00a0<em>total\u00a0<\/em>ass.<em><br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/em><span>[text] A sort of weirdly endearing, cute ass.<\/span><em><br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/em><span>[text] if you want to marry me when the sun comes through your blinds<\/span><em><br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/em><span>[text] and I\u2019m sitting in the chair in the corner grinning<\/span><em><br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/em><span>[text] then we can totally still get married.<\/span><\/sub><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[text] iam cute thankyou but you arecuter<\/p>\n<p>[text] all rihgtg then we cna wyay it until the mornging<\/p>\n<p>[text] bnut I wi llstuill want to i poromsie<\/p>\n<p>[text] hpw do you feel baout the swiss apls?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>akaikujixyaku: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0[text] Not a\u00a0total\u00a0ass.\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0[text] A sort of weirdly endearing, cute ass.\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0[text] if you want to marry me when the sun comes through your blinds\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0[text] and I\u2019m sitting in the chair in the corner grinning\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0[text] then we can totally still get married. [text] iam cute thankyou but you arecuter [text] [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[272,2495,2484],"class_list":["post-3483","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-akaikujixyaku","tag-drunkba","tag-text"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3483","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3483"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3483\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}