{"id":3480,"date":"2014-08-30T06:15:51","date_gmt":"2014-08-30T06:15:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/08\/30\/osakandetectivehattori-text-is-he-drinkin\/"},"modified":"2014-08-30T06:15:51","modified_gmt":"2014-08-30T06:15:51","slug":"osakandetectivehattori-text-is-he-drinkin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/08\/30\/osakandetectivehattori-text-is-he-drinkin\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/osakandetectivehattori.tumblr.com\/post\/96150437460\/whiteknighthakuba-text-onyly-my-best-firend\">osakandetectivehattori<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>[text]: Is he drinkin\u2019 too? Do ya have anyone sober with ya?<br \/>[text]: \u2026 Ya probably dun.<br \/>[text]: Wha\u2019 par\u2019 of town are ya in?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[text] we&#8217;rall frinking<br \/>[text] dont you worry we;&rsquo;re all partying tongiht<br \/>[text] you don;t have to do anything I&rsquo;m FIENNNN<br \/>[text] itsmy BRITHday AFTEr aLL nothign can go WROGN<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>osakandetectivehattori: [text]: Is he drinkin\u2019 too? Do ya have anyone sober with ya?[text]: \u2026 Ya probably dun.[text]: Wha\u2019 par\u2019 of town are ya in? [text] we&#8217;rall frinking[text] dont you worry we;&rsquo;re all partying tongiht[text] you don;t have to do anything I&rsquo;m FIENNNN[text] itsmy BRITHday AFTEr aLL nothign can go WROGN<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2495,2515,1835,2484],"class_list":["post-3480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-drunkba","tag-guys-i-finally-figured-out-how-to-not-do-paragraph-break-omg-sorry-about-that","tag-osakandetectivehattori","tag-text"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3480"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3480\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}