{"id":3472,"date":"2014-08-30T07:20:41","date_gmt":"2014-08-30T07:20:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/08\/30\/thenightmarebyyourside-text-no-this-is-a\/"},"modified":"2014-08-30T07:20:41","modified_gmt":"2014-08-30T07:20:41","slug":"thenightmarebyyourside-text-no-this-is-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/08\/30\/thenightmarebyyourside-text-no-this-is-a\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thenightmarebyyourside.tumblr.com\/post\/96152409355\/whiteknighthakuba-text-wait-this-isrelayl\">thenightmarebyyourside<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>[text] No, this is a phantom message that you\u2019re seeing in your inebriated state<\/p>\n<p>[text] And it\u2019s still debating about those skills of yours<\/p>\n<p>[text] I suppose I should offer congratulations for your birthday<\/p>\n<p>[text] But forgive me if I don\u2019t really wish to come and share in the celebration<\/p>\n<p>[text] I highly doubt you\u2019ll be happy with the fact you even asked when you\u2019re sober<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[text] youd nbe surprised whith ohw excited i can get over correct deudctions you know<br \/>[text] jst watit for one of these days gonat i get oyu in a spider wbe of my OWn<br \/>[text] wtij great rpsonsibilty comes fgreat power, you spidre MAN<br \/>[text] i ont fall foryur ticknext time<br \/>[text] tomrrow\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>thenightmarebyyourside: [text] No, this is a phantom message that you\u2019re seeing in your inebriated state [text] And it\u2019s still debating about those skills of yours [text] I suppose I should offer congratulations for your birthday [text] But forgive me if I don\u2019t really wish to come and share in the celebration [text] I highly doubt [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2495,2511,2484,991],"class_list":["post-3472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-drunkba","tag-im-so-embarrassed-for-him","tag-text","tag-thenightmarebyyourside"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3472"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3472\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}