{"id":3459,"date":"2014-08-30T08:32:45","date_gmt":"2014-08-30T08:32:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/08\/30\/themoonlightthief-text-pfffffft-text-i\/"},"modified":"2014-08-30T08:32:45","modified_gmt":"2014-08-30T08:32:45","slug":"themoonlightthief-text-pfffffft-text-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/08\/30\/themoonlightthief-text-pfffffft-text-i\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/themoonlightthief.tumblr.com\/post\/96156781783\/whiteknighthakuba-themoonlightthief-replied-to\">themoonlightthief<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>[text] \u2026pfffffft<br \/>[text] I think I\u2019ll be nice and just go with close enough<br \/>[text] since it is your birthday and all<br \/>[text] \u2026but if you puke on it, I\u2019ll never forgive you<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[text] tthatsnfa fari now a hdn it over<br \/>[text] imgonan be sexy to!11<br \/>[text] catcjh mee ifyou c an \u00a0buf mpret y sur e yowont\u00a0<br \/>[text]\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/21e53f9b8555b74dacd9cf2b3fa67eff\/tumblr_inline_nb42e9Czd41rms2iz.png\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>themoonlightthief: [text] \u2026pfffffft[text] I think I\u2019ll be nice and just go with close enough[text] since it is your birthday and all[text] \u2026but if you puke on it, I\u2019ll never forgive you [text] tthatsnfa fari now a hdn it over[text] imgonan be sexy to!11[text] catcjh mee ifyou c an \u00a0buf mpret y sur e yowont\u00a0[text]\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2495,2484,90],"class_list":["post-3459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-drunkba","tag-text","tag-themoonlightthief"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}