{"id":3432,"date":"2014-08-31T23:59:12","date_gmt":"2014-08-31T23:59:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/08\/31\/sweetmurderdoll-if-i-had-the-opportunity-to\/"},"modified":"2014-08-31T23:59:12","modified_gmt":"2014-08-31T23:59:12","slug":"sweetmurderdoll-if-i-had-the-opportunity-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/08\/31\/sweetmurderdoll-if-i-had-the-opportunity-to\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/sweetmurderdoll.tumblr.com\/post\/96305740123\/if-i-had-the-opportunity-to-replace-all-your\">sweetmurderdoll<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/a65771959c40bc563dea5b07b4f1322d\/tumblr_inline_nb720sdeho1s30ll5.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;If I had the opportunity to replace all your liquor with tea, I would do it in a HEARTBEAT.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>She\u2019s sat down at a table in the library, teaset splayed out. No tigers in sight except for the one sleeping beside her in the Greek-styled sofa.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/bc1b315bcd970d73679f5b5e43f94dfb\/tumblr_inline_nb7366mTl31rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Oh, come now, I&rsquo;m not\u00a0<em>that<\/em> bad, Miss Knox. Am I?&rdquo; He sighed. &ldquo;I know that I go overboard from time to time, but honestly, liquor will never be more important to me than tea.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sweetmurderdoll: &ldquo;If I had the opportunity to replace all your liquor with tea, I would do it in a HEARTBEAT.&rdquo; She\u2019s sat down at a table in the library, teaset splayed out. No tigers in sight except for the one sleeping beside her in the Greek-styled sofa. &ldquo;Oh, come now, I&rsquo;m not\u00a0that bad, Miss Knox. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[76,75,806],"class_list":["post-3432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ic","tag-rp","tag-sweetmurderdoll"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3432"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3432\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}