{"id":3405,"date":"2014-09-04T07:40:00","date_gmt":"2014-09-04T07:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/09\/04\/hello-subaru\/"},"modified":"2014-09-04T07:40:00","modified_gmt":"2014-09-04T07:40:00","slug":"hello-subaru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/09\/04\/hello-subaru\/","title":{"rendered":"Hello. -Subaru"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p><span>3. They were kidnapped.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/b550722e79fbc5f787c76847d24a793f\/tumblr_inline_nbd98yUzgM1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Sensei\u2026 I can\u2019t stay on the line for long\u2026 I\u2019ve been taken to a warehouse on the eastern docks as horribly cliche as that sounds\u2026 I managed to get one of their cellphones, but\u2026 I think they mean to kill me.&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>3. They were kidnapped.\u00a0 &ldquo;Sensei\u2026 I can\u2019t stay on the line for long\u2026 I\u2019ve been taken to a warehouse on the eastern docks as horribly cliche as that sounds\u2026 I managed to get one of their cellphones, but\u2026 I think they mean to kill me.&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,348,128,2433,2204],"class_list":["post-3405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anonymous","tag-asks","tag-memes","tag-phonecall","tag-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3405"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3405\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}