{"id":3394,"date":"2014-09-04T19:02:00","date_gmt":"2014-09-04T19:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/09\/04\/hello-sylwen\/"},"modified":"2014-09-04T19:02:00","modified_gmt":"2014-09-04T19:02:00","slug":"hello-sylwen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/09\/04\/hello-sylwen\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Hello?&#8221; &#8211; Sylwen"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p><span>1. They\u2019ve been arrested.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/cbc115138a8f9f5063e97b0f4519bc6f\/tumblr_inline_nbe4swR7YP1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Ah, yes, hello. Look, I know that this is a strange request, but if you\u2019ll just hear me out, I promise to make it worth your while. You see, I find myself in a particular situation in which you, yourself, have quite the expertise in and, I, ah, well, I don\u2019t know what to do. I\u2019ve, ah\u2026 been sort of\u2026 incarcerated, and\u00a0<em>you<\/em> are my one phone call.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. They\u2019ve been arrested. &ldquo;Ah, yes, hello. Look, I know that this is a strange request, but if you\u2019ll just hear me out, I promise to make it worth your while. You see, I find myself in a particular situation in which you, yourself, have quite the expertise in and, I, ah, well, I don\u2019t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,348,2468,128,268,2433],"class_list":["post-3394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anonymous","tag-asks","tag-lol-did-someone-submit-this-for-you","tag-memes","tag-notallcatsaregood","tag-phonecall"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}