{"id":3298,"date":"2014-09-09T06:07:56","date_gmt":"2014-09-09T06:07:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/09\/09\/the-signs-thoughts\/"},"modified":"2014-09-09T06:07:56","modified_gmt":"2014-09-09T06:07:56","slug":"the-signs-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/09\/09\/the-signs-thoughts\/","title":{"rendered":"The Signs thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/12-stars.tumblr.com\/post\/93728106878\/the-signs-thoughts\">12-stars<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Aries<\/strong>:<em> I\u2019m better than all of you assholes<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Taurus<\/strong>: <em>I could eat some cake right now.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Gemini<\/strong>:<em> I\u2019m going to pretend I care about what you just said<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Cancer<\/strong>: <em>I need hugs and cookies.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Leo<\/strong>: <em>Fuck u bitch I\u2019m fabulous, bow down to me.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Virgo<\/strong>:<em> You\u2019re all uncultered swines.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Libra<\/strong>: <em>Stop war hug more<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Scorpio<\/strong>: <em>I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Sagittarius<\/strong>: <em>I wanna fuck your girlfriend<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Capricorn<\/strong>:<em> Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Aquarius<\/strong>: <em>I\u2019m hot and gay.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Pisces<\/strong>: <em>Fuck my life.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>12-stars: Aries: I\u2019m better than all of you assholes Taurus: I could eat some cake right now. Gemini: I\u2019m going to pretend I care about what you just said Cancer: I need hugs and cookies. Leo: Fuck u bitch I\u2019m fabulous, bow down to me.\u00a0 Virgo: You\u2019re all uncultered swines. Libra: Stop war hug more [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[381,2388,1086,161,2387,62],"class_list":["post-3298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-accurate","tag-hakuba-the-virgo","tag-language","tag-lol","tag-signs","tag-zodiac"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}