{"id":3265,"date":"2014-09-10T14:21:06","date_gmt":"2014-09-10T14:21:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/09\/10\/psst\/"},"modified":"2014-09-10T14:21:06","modified_gmt":"2014-09-10T14:21:06","slug":"psst","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/09\/10\/psst\/","title":{"rendered":"Psst."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Psst:<\/strong>\u00a0Three things that I\u2019ve always wanted to tell you.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/f154e769dc0ed8e5ab99da5b39000652\/tumblr_inline_nbo41nvekl1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>I&hellip; I really have it bad for that white suit of yours.<\/li>\n<li>Sometimes I watch you during class and think about kissing you&hellip; it&rsquo;s quite distracting.<\/li>\n<li>I&rsquo;ve always wanted to try to tame your wild, wild&hellip; hair. No, really; I keep some styling gel and a comb in my bag, and I&hellip; I&rsquo;ve been so sorely tempted, so many times, to just walk up and play hairstylist&hellip; but I somehow think that would be unwelcome and may, in fact, be regarded as inappropriate. Nevertheless, the struggle is real.\u00a0<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Psst:\u00a0Three things that I\u2019ve always wanted to tell you.\u00a0 I&hellip; I really have it bad for that white suit of yours. Sometimes I watch you during class and think about kissing you&hellip; it&rsquo;s quite distracting. I&rsquo;ve always wanted to try to tame your wild, wild&hellip; hair. No, really; I keep some styling gel and a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[197,128],"class_list":["post-3265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-kaitomagic","tag-memes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3265"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3265\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}