{"id":2908,"date":"2014-09-30T21:09:00","date_gmt":"2014-09-30T21:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/09\/30\/5-im-as-mad-as-hell-and-im-not-going-to-take\/"},"modified":"2015-08-04T02:58:44","modified_gmt":"2015-08-04T02:58:44","slug":"5-im-as-mad-as-hell-and-im-not-going-to-take","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/09\/30\/5-im-as-mad-as-hell-and-im-not-going-to-take\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/tumblr_ncqg3n2Y6V1sr2y86.mp3'>tumblr_ncqg3n2Y6V1sr2y86<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/3c9f4734e75ce71fd3a71762c06a434c\/tumblr_inline_ncqg0bAXHL1rms2iz.png\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>5. &ldquo;I\u2019m as mad as hell, and I\u2019m not going to take this anymore!&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><span>7. &ldquo;I am serious, and don\u2019t call me Shirley.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><span>12. &ldquo;Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.&rdquo;<\/span><br \/><span>19. &ldquo;And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 10 times.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>LOL I&rsquo;m not male or British, so I did these in style of Hakuba&rsquo;s self-insert novel character, Jane. She is an American and I guess she&rsquo;s a valley girl now because&hellip; wow I sound so silly. LOL. ENJOY.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tumblr_ncqg3n2Y6V1sr2y86 5. &ldquo;I\u2019m as mad as hell, and I\u2019m not going to take this anymore!&rdquo;7. &ldquo;I am serious, and don\u2019t call me Shirley.&rdquo;12. &ldquo;Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.&rdquo;19. &ldquo;And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 10 times.&rdquo; LOL I&rsquo;m not male or British, so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"audio","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[348,128,3,1885,234,2185],"class_list":["post-2908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-audio","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-asks","tag-memes","tag-mun","tag-ponytailedaikidoka","tag-smokebombsandmirrors","tag-voice","post_format-post-format-audio"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2908"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2908\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2910,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2908\/revisions\/2910"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}