{"id":2755,"date":"2014-10-08T22:59:31","date_gmt":"2014-10-08T22:59:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/10\/08\/trick-or-treat-2\/"},"modified":"2014-10-08T22:59:31","modified_gmt":"2014-10-08T22:59:31","slug":"trick-or-treat-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/10\/08\/trick-or-treat-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Trick or Treat!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/akaikujixyaku.tumblr.com\/post\/99519483146\/trick-or-treat\">akaikujixyaku<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p><small>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<em>4.\u00a0<strong>A pie in the Face\u00a0<\/strong>(delightful)<\/em><br \/><\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><small>Showering the detective with a bevy of baked goods had quickly<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0become a great source of joy for the journalist, who was glad for<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0a willing taste-tester to give feedback on new recipes or flavor<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0variants. However there was also the inherently childish piece of<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0her personality, which could not be muffled enough to silence a<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0particularly cartoonish idea which happened upon her mind, come<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0the beginning of the\u00a0<em>tricks-and-treats,\u00a0<\/em>season.<\/small><\/p>\n<p><small>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0And the cartoons did not exaggerate the joy<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0one finds when watching someone open an<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0unassuming box, which sends a coconut cream<br \/><\/small><small>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0pie directly at an unprepared set of features.<\/p>\n<p><\/small><small>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <span>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/span><span>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/span><span>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Nailed it.<\/small><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/816745b7f2f959bff26f843761fa9bb7\/tumblr_inline_nd5dv8e9K71s3tb5i.png\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/64be4d95eb8e95e6bbce9f5226641ec3\/tumblr_inline_nd5ei45eq11rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>DEFEATED BY PIE ONCE AGAIN!<\/em><\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>akaikujixyaku: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a04.\u00a0A pie in the Face\u00a0(delightful) Showering the detective with a bevy of baked goods had quickly\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0become a great source of joy for the journalist, who was glad for\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0a willing taste-tester to give feedback on new recipes or flavor\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0variants. However there was also the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[272,2084,2083,161,2082,187,113],"class_list":["post-2755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-akaikujixyaku","tag-and-then-this","tag-like-10-minutes-ago","tag-lol","tag-omfg-we-literally-just-had-a-conversation-about-hakuba-being-defeated-by-pie-on-skype","tag-sobs","tag-thank-you"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2755"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2755\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}