{"id":2676,"date":"2014-10-11T07:10:00","date_gmt":"2014-10-11T07:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/10\/11\/blond-humbug-29\/"},"modified":"2014-10-11T07:10:00","modified_gmt":"2014-10-11T07:10:00","slug":"blond-humbug-29","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/10\/11\/blond-humbug-29\/","title":{"rendered":"Blond Humbug"},"content":{"rendered":"

smokebombsandmirrors<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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He absolutely refused to hear the compliments in the snide comments. He also denied himself the comfort of burying his face into to warmth that it provide do that would cause him to owe the detective a favor and that was something Kaito didn\u2019t want to have dangled over his head.<\/p>\n

“Hakuba.” He barked short and terse with just enough bite that normally cause whoever he did it to stop what ever they were doing. “I don\u2019t want this \u2026this \u2026.THING!”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

December 24th, Last Year (The “Present”)<\/strong><\/p>\n

“So you tied your\u00a0burberry scarf<\/em> into a bow around your classmate’s neck, when he didn’t want it, after insulting him.”<\/p>\n

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“It was a perfectly reasonable thing to do.”<\/p>\n

“Right. Go on.”<\/p>\n

Hakuba checked his watch again, making sure that there was still time – of which there was plenty – then heaved a sigh, closing his eyes again. “So he told me that he didn’t want it, but of\u00a0course<\/em> he did, who would turn down a burberry?”<\/p>\n

One Week Earlier (“‘This Thing’ that Kaito allegedly doesn’t want being a cashmere burberry scarf worth roughly $435”)<\/strong><\/p>\n

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“Of\u00a0course<\/em> you want it,” Hakuba said, snickering. “Who would turn down a burberry? Even temporarily?” It was almost as if the half-brit weren’t even affected by Kaito’s bite; he was just in that sort of mood.<\/p>\n

Despite all of the warning signs, he reached out to pat Kaito’s cheek, since he clearly wasn’t moving out of the way.\u00a0"Come now, Kuroba-kun~! Be a good sport. Or do I need to lend you my mittens, too?“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

smokebombsandmirrors: He absolutely refused to hear the compliments in the snide comments. He also denied himself the comfort of burying his face into to warmth that it provide do that would cause him to owe the detective a favor and that was something Kaito didn\u2019t want to have dangled over his head. “Hakuba.” He barked […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1974,76,75,234,77],"class_list":["post-2676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-blond-humbug","tag-ic","tag-rp","tag-smokebombsandmirrors","tag-thread"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2676"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2676\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}