{"id":2675,"date":"2014-10-11T07:30:38","date_gmt":"2014-10-11T07:30:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/10\/11\/blond-humbug-28\/"},"modified":"2014-10-11T07:30:38","modified_gmt":"2014-10-11T07:30:38","slug":"blond-humbug-28","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/10\/11\/blond-humbug-28\/","title":{"rendered":"Blond Humbug"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/smokebombsandmirrors.tumblr.com\/post\/99710520460\/blond-humbug\">smokebombsandmirrors<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Now he was just getting offended. \u201cIts not the scarf, you jerk! Its that fact that you\u2019re \u2026 you\u2019re!\u201d He made a strangled noise in his throat and struggled not to throw the bags at him.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Do you practice this in front of a mirror or something?&rdquo; He glared.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/c0d54c9f224da5445da41957ce1c97a9\/tumblr_inline_nd9rirnc8B1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It was just so charming to see Kaito so flustered and upset. Occasions where\u00a0<em>he<\/em> could tease him to this point were few and far between, and Hakuba made sure to take advantage whenever he could. It never evened the score, but it made him feel a little better, at any rate.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The question, though, had Hakuba raising a brow, smile turning to a challenging smirk. &ldquo;Practice what? Being so charming~?&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>smokebombsandmirrors: Now he was just getting offended. \u201cIts not the scarf, you jerk! Its that fact that you\u2019re \u2026 you\u2019re!\u201d He made a strangled noise in his throat and struggled not to throw the bags at him. &ldquo;Do you practice this in front of a mirror or something?&rdquo; He glared. It was just so charming [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1974,76,75,234,77],"class_list":["post-2675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-blond-humbug","tag-ic","tag-rp","tag-smokebombsandmirrors","tag-thread"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2675"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2675\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}