{"id":2642,"date":"2014-10-12T05:16:06","date_gmt":"2014-10-12T05:16:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/10\/12\/hannah-shikari-so-while-hakubas-mom-is-here\/"},"modified":"2014-10-12T05:16:06","modified_gmt":"2014-10-12T05:16:06","slug":"hannah-shikari-so-while-hakubas-mom-is-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/10\/12\/hannah-shikari-so-while-hakubas-mom-is-here\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/hannah-shikari.tumblr.com\/post\/99790150602\/so-while-hakubas-mom-is-here-might-i-remind-you\">hannah-shikari<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>So while Hakuba\u2019s mom is here<\/p>\n<p>Might I remind you that this will be the best time to tell her of his adventures while he\u2019s on Tumblr<\/p>\n<p>Like the goat, and the getting KIDs pregnant thing, also the drunk texting<\/p>\n<p>Though we might not see Hakuba until he\u2019s like 40 if we do pfft<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/4356e3f72bd08d168729b9fc7e6979fd\/tumblr_inline_ndbfyaHGgx1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;&hellip;has he been doing drugs again?\u00a0<em>Please<\/em> tell me he hasn&rsquo;t.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hannah-shikari: So while Hakuba\u2019s mom is here Might I remind you that this will be the best time to tell her of his adventures while he\u2019s on Tumblr Like the goat, and the getting KIDs pregnant thing, also the drunk texting Though we might not see Hakuba until he\u2019s like 40 if we do pfft [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1343,1999,32],"class_list":["post-2642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hakumom","tag-hannah-shikari","tag-omg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2642"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2642\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}