{"id":2426,"date":"2014-10-23T08:02:48","date_gmt":"2014-10-23T08:02:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/10\/23\/sorry-for-the-bombardment-d\/"},"modified":"2014-10-23T08:02:48","modified_gmt":"2014-10-23T08:02:48","slug":"sorry-for-the-bombardment-d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/10\/23\/sorry-for-the-bombardment-d\/","title":{"rendered":"\u265e, \uffed, \u2764, \u2726, \u266f    { Sorry for the bombardment ;D }"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p><span>\u265e:\u00a0Who was your muse\u2019s idol when they were growing up? Who did they first fantasize about being like?<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/373c752c78cd2aa3181618614360e228\/tumblr_inline_ndw0d1g60g1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Sherlock Holmes, of course! Hakuba can deny it all he wants (actually, he doesn&rsquo;t even bother), but he is definitely a mystery-otaku and Holmes-<em>fanatic.<\/em> I dare say he may even be more obsessed than Shinichi is, which is saying something&hellip;\u00a0<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span><span>\uffed:\u00a0If one of your muse\u2019s friends was asked to describe them in a handful of words for a profile on a dating site, what would they say?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span><span><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/b22f6efd83a963ba67f3e277f88b5626\/tumblr_inline_ndw0fejoIS1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Handsome, rich, polite, well-spoken,\u00a0<em>experienced,\u00a0<\/em>professional, self-motivated, and stylish, with a &ldquo;sugary, yet obnoxious&rdquo; voice.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>\u2764:\u00a0What is your muse\u2019s perfect romantic date?<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/9c71f5b4f73f4f80dbbbadc09fa507a0\/tumblr_inline_ndw0n5qphS1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Shopping, dinner at a fancy restaurant, wine at home, and a game of twenty questions in the interrogation sense.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span><span>\u2726:\u00a0What is your muse\u2019s fondest childhood memory?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span><span><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/8581df529b8c8a35a86035e6cb365093\/tumblr_inline_ndw0nmmj3T1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>There are many that he would set on the same tier, really, but it&rsquo;s probably a collection of instances playing with his dog (Sherlock) and\/or with his dragon toys out in the woods. Visiting France with his parents, too. Maybe the first time they skipped Christmas with the extended family to run off for festivities in Paris&hellip;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>\u266f<\/strong><span>:\u00a0What would be the perfect gift for your muse?<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/2d31250ee9cc6ddb7d01868f3c44abe2\/tumblr_inline_ndw0smPobK1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p>I think he&rsquo;d really like a hand-written love\/admiration letter, a copy of the person&rsquo;s favorite book (along with an explanation as to why), baked goods, orrr&hellip; concert tickets to see MUSE. HAH.<\/p>\n<p>(A puppy or kitten etc would work, too, but I&rsquo;m not letting him have any more pets as a teen omg Hakuba stop you cannot have a zoo you have detectiving to do!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u265e:\u00a0Who was your muse\u2019s idol when they were growing up? Who did they first fantasize about being like? Sherlock Holmes, of course! Hakuba can deny it all he wants (actually, he doesn&rsquo;t even bother), but he is definitely a mystery-otaku and Holmes-fanatic. I dare say he may even be more obsessed than Shinichi is, which [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[15,117,234],"class_list":["post-2426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hakuba-bait","tag-headcanon","tag-smokebombsandmirrors"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2426"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2426\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}