{"id":2238,"date":"2014-11-01T05:46:41","date_gmt":"2014-11-01T05:46:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/11\/01\/trick-or-treat-a-bodyless-voice-asks\/"},"modified":"2014-11-01T05:46:41","modified_gmt":"2014-11-01T05:46:41","slug":"trick-or-treat-a-bodyless-voice-asks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/11\/01\/trick-or-treat-a-bodyless-voice-asks\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Trick or treat&#8221;, a bodyless voice asks."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/d52187435750ddd5e66a9c03e75a86a7\/tumblr_inline_neci5o1HZE1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Siri, I don\u2019t have time for your nonsense tonight. I\u2019ve several pages of documentation to get through for the trial on Monday and\u2014&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/2213de7491f5606e3cec168126591be0\/tumblr_inline_necipdudfW1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Oh. You&rsquo;re not Siri, are you?&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Siri, I don\u2019t have time for your nonsense tonight. I\u2019ve several pages of documentation to get through for the trial on Monday and\u2014&rdquo; &ldquo;Oh. You&rsquo;re not Siri, are you?&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,194],"class_list":["post-2238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anonymous","tag-dun-dun-dun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}