Crabapple: I haven’t really taken notice of you so far.
\nHoneydew: You fascinate me.
\nBanana: You annoy me.
\nMulberry: Mostly I tolerate you on my dash.
\nCherry: You make me uncomfortable.
\nOrange: I love your blog, but I’m not very interested in you personally.
\nGrapefruit: I don’t care so much for your blog, but I’m rather interested in you as a person.
\nKiwi: Love your blog, equally interested in you as a person.
\nPineapple: I think about you even when I’m not on tumblr.
\nRasberry: I’m not even aware I’m re-blogging from you when I do.
\nStrawberry: I wasn’t even aware I was following you. How did that happen?
\nMango: I wouldn’t mind talking to you if you ever messaged me, but it’s not that big of a deal to me.
\nApple: I would really like to talk to you, but I never will initiate it.
\nGuava: I have no interest in talking with you on here.
\nBlueberry: Sometimes, I like and re-blog posts from you just to get your attention.
\nCantaloupe: I often avoid liking and re-blogging your post so I don’t draw your attention.
\nWatermelon: I’m not very interested in you or your blog, I’m just too lazy to unfollow you.
\nElderberry: I’ve anon-ed you something personal before.
\nPumpkin: I’ve anon-ed you a compliment before.
\nKumquat: I’ve anon-ed you hate before.
\nLemon: Never anon-ed you before, probably won’t again.
\nLime: We’ve never talked and I prefer to keep it that way.
\nPapaya: We used to talk but we don’t anymore and that makes me sad.
\nRhubarb: We used to talk and we don’t anymore and I prefer it that way.
\nTangerine: We talk on here sometimes and I want it to continue.
\nPlum: Meh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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