{"id":2146,"date":"2014-11-10T04:51:36","date_gmt":"2014-11-10T04:51:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/11\/10\/inside-this-basket-of-fruit-you-find-a-honeydew\/"},"modified":"2014-11-10T04:51:36","modified_gmt":"2014-11-10T04:51:36","slug":"inside-this-basket-of-fruit-you-find-a-honeydew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/11\/10\/inside-this-basket-of-fruit-you-find-a-honeydew\/","title":{"rendered":"Inside this basket of fruit, you find a honeydew, a kiwi, a mango and one apple slice that has been cut to look like a bunny."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Honeydew:\u00a0<\/strong><span>You fascinate me.<\/span><br \/><strong>Kiwi:\u00a0<\/strong><span>Love your blog, equally interested in you as a person.<\/span><br \/><strong>Mango:\u00a0<\/strong><span>I wouldn&rsquo;t mind talking to you if you ever messaged me, but it&rsquo;s not that big of a deal to me.<br \/><\/span><strong>Apple:\u00a0<\/strong><span>I would really like to talk to you, but I never will initiate it.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/bd043feed21876ed7346452b4525c619\/tumblr_inline_net45fogIX1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Hmmm! I wonder who this is. Anon, we can be friends! I&rsquo;ll initiate, I just don&rsquo;t know who you aaareeee ;-;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Honeydew:\u00a0You fascinate me.Kiwi:\u00a0Love your blog, equally interested in you as a person.Mango:\u00a0I wouldn&rsquo;t mind talking to you if you ever messaged me, but it&rsquo;s not that big of a deal to me.Apple:\u00a0I would really like to talk to you, but I never will initiate it. Hmmm! I wonder who this is. Anon, we can be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40],"class_list":["post-2146","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anonymous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2146","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2146"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2146\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}