{"id":2140,"date":"2014-11-10T21:52:23","date_gmt":"2014-11-10T21:52:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/11\/10\/cleanba-hands-over-a-basket-of-fruit-that-has\/"},"modified":"2014-11-10T21:52:23","modified_gmt":"2014-11-10T21:52:23","slug":"cleanba-hands-over-a-basket-of-fruit-that-has","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/11\/10\/cleanba-hands-over-a-basket-of-fruit-that-has\/","title":{"rendered":"Cleanba hands over a basket of fruit that has Bananas. Meanwhile Kari just drops a whole bunch of Kiwi&#8217;s, Pineapples and pumpkins on your head."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Banana:\u00a0<\/strong><span>You annoy me.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/8250658dc04f2aaf25d27e631b5de86f\/tumblr_inline_neufdsTnVO1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Pitiful&hellip;&rdquo;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Kiwi:\u00a0<\/strong><span>Love your blog, equally interested in you as a person.<\/span><br \/><strong>Pineapple:\u00a0<\/strong><span>I think about you even when I&rsquo;m not on tumblr.<br \/><\/span><strong>Pumpkin:\u00a0<\/strong><span>I&rsquo;ve anon-ed you a compliment before.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>PSHHH PITY FRUIT<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>PITY\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>FRUIT<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>KARI<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Banana:\u00a0You annoy me. &ldquo;Pitiful&hellip;&rdquo; Kiwi:\u00a0Love your blog, equally interested in you as a person.Pineapple:\u00a0I think about you even when I&rsquo;m not on tumblr.Pumpkin:\u00a0I&rsquo;ve anon-ed you a compliment before. PSHHH PITY FRUIT PITY\u00a0 FRUIT KARI<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1408,1704],"class_list":["post-2140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-britishhsdetectivehakuba","tag-internal-screaming"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2140"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2140\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}