{"id":2139,"date":"2014-11-10T21:53:49","date_gmt":"2014-11-10T21:53:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/11\/10\/honeydew-kiwi-pineapple-why-is-there-no-fruit\/"},"modified":"2014-11-10T21:53:49","modified_gmt":"2014-11-10T21:53:49","slug":"honeydew-kiwi-pineapple-why-is-there-no-fruit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/11\/10\/honeydew-kiwi-pineapple-why-is-there-no-fruit\/","title":{"rendered":"Honeydew, Kiwi, Pineapple. WHY IS THERE NO FRUIT TO ACCURATELY DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU AND THAT YOU&#8217;RE ONE OF MY DEAREST FRIENDS? WHY? *sobs off into a corner and resists having the kudos send it to you as well*"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Honeydew:\u00a0<\/strong><span>You fascinate me.<\/span><br \/><strong>Kiwi:\u00a0<\/strong><span>Love your blog, equally interested in you as a person.<br \/><\/span><strong>Pineapple:\u00a0<\/strong><span>I think about you even when I&rsquo;m not on tumblr.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>cOME hERE LET ME LOVE YOU!!!! &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Honeydew:\u00a0You fascinate me.Kiwi:\u00a0Love your blog, equally interested in you as a person.Pineapple:\u00a0I think about you even when I&rsquo;m not on tumblr. cOME hERE LET ME LOVE YOU!!!! &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1324,32,1703],"class_list":["post-2139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-crystalizedrainbow","tag-omg","tag-so-much-love"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}