{"id":2040,"date":"2014-11-27T09:21:00","date_gmt":"2014-11-27T09:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/11\/27\/the-muses-in-my-head\/"},"modified":"2014-11-27T09:21:00","modified_gmt":"2014-11-27T09:21:00","slug":"the-muses-in-my-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/11\/27\/the-muses-in-my-head\/","title":{"rendered":"The Muses in my Head"},"content":{"rendered":"

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“Come on, Kuroba-kun! Let me be the Bruce Wayne to your Batman! I don’t care if it doesn’t make any sense, I just want to play!”<\/p>\n

Meanwhile:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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“If I convert the ‘insert training montage here’ part from the outline into, I dunno, actual scenes where I teach her… uh… attacks like in pokemon, maybe I can… make meaningful scenes…? How is this supposed to work? Can grinding for levels in a book be fun?”<\/p>\n

Also:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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“Why do I have to do homework? This is all kiddie stuff…"\u00a0<\/p>\n

Further:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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"If dad finds out that I sacrificed one of his shoes to the dog, he’s probably gonna kill me. I guess this means I should take up being a phantom thief while I can, since I’m pretty much dead anyway!”<\/p>\n

And:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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“I wonder if Saguru would go shopping with me this weekend… I want to make everyone hella\u00a0jealous~”<\/em>
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Thus<\/strong>:<\/p>\n

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“…can we put dolphins in the bathroom?"\u00a0<\/p>\n

Independently:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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"Where are all of my boyfriends when I need them?!”<\/p>\n

Incidentally:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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“Is it really a good idea to let senpai meddle with other peoples’ love lives again?”<\/p>\n

“Not really, no, but it’s not as though we have a choice, do we? All that we can hope for is to minimize the damage to our reputations in the process.”<\/p>\n

Elsewhere:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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“You know… I\u00a0do<\/em> have great taste in pretty much everything!”
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Another Segue:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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“Baaaaymax~ we have some crime to fight today. Come on, buddy, let’s go!”<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

Transitional Word:<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/p>\n

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“What the heck kinda pokemon was\u00a0THAT?”<\/em>\u00a0<\/p>\n

And Finally:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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“I really wasn’t expectin’ this! What a moral dilemma!"\u00a0<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Come on, Kuroba-kun! Let me be the Bruce Wayne to your Batman! I don’t care if it doesn’t make any sense, I just want to play!” Meanwhile:\u00a0 “If I convert the ‘insert training montage here’ part from the outline into, I dunno, actual scenes where I teach her… uh… attacks like in pokemon, maybe I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1628,207,1627,5,334,1626],"class_list":["post-2040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-idk-i-dont-really-have-any-excuses-for-having-so-many-drafts","tag-long-post","tag-muse-attack","tag-out-of-crumpets","tag-sob","tag-this-is-why-i-dont-get-anything-done"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2040"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2040\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}