{"id":2028,"date":"2014-11-29T03:33:30","date_gmt":"2014-11-29T03:33:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/11\/29\/offer-me\/"},"modified":"2014-11-29T03:33:30","modified_gmt":"2014-11-29T03:33:30","slug":"offer-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/11\/29\/offer-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Offer me"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p><span>Leave a \u201c<\/span><span>Offer Me<\/span><span>\u201d in my ask, and I\u2019ll write a drabble about my character giving yours a gift.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/87d0d2e957c39cb2f56aa87b504f8640\/tumblr_inline_nfs717ZU591rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p>It wasn&rsquo;t much, but Hakuba found that Occam&rsquo;s Razor was often just as applicable to gifts as it was to everything else, so he didn&rsquo;t feel too worried about it as he set the basket down on the step on front of the bakery. He knew that the baker in question wouldn&rsquo;t be around for another half hour at least, early as it was, but he hoped that she would find it before anyone else did.<\/p>\n<p>Tulips, a thank-you card, and a tiny stuffed rabbit were nestled in quite comfortably in the tissue paper, only the flowers peeking out of the top. He didn&rsquo;t dare give her anything edible, not when her own confections were quite simply the best around, but the rest was something she might enjoy.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Mischief managed, the detective snuck off back toward his car, enjoying the pre-dawn light with a crooked smile.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leave a \u201cOffer Me\u201d in my ask, and I\u2019ll write a drabble about my character giving yours a gift. It wasn&rsquo;t much, but Hakuba found that Occam&rsquo;s Razor was often just as applicable to gifts as it was to everything else, so he didn&rsquo;t feel too worried about it as he set the basket down [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[825,1606,1611],"class_list":["post-2028","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-answers","tag-drabbles","tag-shsl-queenofcakes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2028","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2028"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2028\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2028"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2028"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2028"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}