{"id":1913,"date":"2014-12-09T00:41:40","date_gmt":"2014-12-09T00:41:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/12\/09\/text-sorry-i-told-your-dad-he-was-hot-and-made\/"},"modified":"2014-12-09T00:41:40","modified_gmt":"2014-12-09T00:41:40","slug":"text-sorry-i-told-your-dad-he-was-hot-and-made","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/12\/09\/text-sorry-i-told-your-dad-he-was-hot-and-made\/","title":{"rendered":"[text] Sorry I told your dad he was hot and made things awkward."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/meitantei-cowlick.tumblr.com\/post\/104714533646\/text-sorry-i-told-your-dad-he-was-hot-and-made\">meitantei-cowlick<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Shinichi had to try hard not to choke on the drink of coffee he\u2019d\u00a0<em>just<\/em> taken as he read his phone. What in the hell had possessed Hakuba to say such a thing to his dad?! Why?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>[text] W-why did you tell him he\u2019s hot?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>[text] No, don\u2019t answer that, please. I don\u2019t want to know.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>[text] I shouldn\u2019t have asked.<\/p>\n<p>And he definitely wasn\u2019t imagining his dad and Hakuba and- Oh god, he wants to throw up a little thinking about his dad like that.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/da8c711765e6c151202c837418e018ef\/tumblr_inline_ngahuhWmIv1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>[text] IT&rsquo;S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOUR FATHER IS A VERY ATTRACTIVE AND TALENTED MAN<\/p>\n<p>[text] HONESTLY THAT&rsquo;S \u00a0PROBABLY WHERE YOU GET IT FROM<\/p>\n<p>[text] WELL AND YOUR MUM<\/p>\n<p>[text] GOD THE KUDOU FAMILY IS GOING TO KILL ME\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>[text] BLOODY HELL JUST ERASE ALL OF THESE TEXTS<\/p>\n<p>[text] I&rsquo;m SORRY<\/p>\n<p>[text] CURSE YOUR INCREDIBLY SEXY AND BRILLIANT FAMILY. YOU&rsquo;RE ALL AWFUL. AND PERFECT.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>[text] oh MYGOD WHY AM I STILL TEXTING<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>meitantei-cowlick: Shinichi had to try hard not to choke on the drink of coffee he\u2019d\u00a0just taken as he read his phone. What in the hell had possessed Hakuba to say such a thing to his dad?! Why?\u00a0 [text] W-why did you tell him he\u2019s hot?\u00a0 [text] No, don\u2019t answer that, please. I don\u2019t want to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1486,1484,1482,1328,32,1483,1472,1485],"class_list":["post-1913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ahahahahaaa","tag-haha","tag-i-may-never-stop-laughing","tag-meitantei-cowlick","tag-omg","tag-ow-it-hurts","tag-texts","tag-your-tags-though"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1913"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1913\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}