{"id":182,"date":"2015-03-21T05:11:07","date_gmt":"2015-03-21T05:11:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/03\/21\/the-signs-in-middle-school\/"},"modified":"2015-03-21T05:11:07","modified_gmt":"2015-03-21T05:11:07","slug":"the-signs-in-middle-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/03\/21\/the-signs-in-middle-school\/","title":{"rendered":"the signs in middle school"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/galadrie.tumblr.com\/post\/113318492666\/the-signs-in-middle-school\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">galadrie<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>Aries:<\/b> awkward nerd<br \/><b>Taurus:<\/b> super popular<br \/><b>Gemini:<\/b>\u00a0star of the cross country team<br \/><b>Cancer:<\/b> king of the nerds<br \/><b>Leo:<\/b> always in trouble with the principal<br \/><b>Virgo:<\/b> Let me tell you something about a Virgo. We were best friends in middle school. \u00a0I know right, it\u2019s sooo embarrassing. I don\u2019t even\u2026whatever. So then in eighth grade I started going out with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana\u2014and the Virgo was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like if I would blow them off to hang out with Kyle, they\u2019d be like \u201cWhy didn\u2019t you call me back?!\u201d and I\u2019d be like, \u201cUh, why are you so obsessed with me?\u201d So then for my birthday party, which was an Pisces pool party, I was like, \u201cI can\u2019t invite you because I think you\u2019re a Virgo!\u201d I mean, I couldn\u2019t have a Virgo at my party! There were going to be Pisces there in their bathing suits! I mean right, she was a Virgo! So then their mom called my mom and started yelling at her and it was so retarded and then they dropped out of school \u2018cause no one would talk to them and they came back in the fall for high school and their hair was all cut off and they were totally weird and now I guess they\u2019re on crack<br \/><b>Libra:<\/b> had a good time in general<br \/><b>Scorpio:<\/b>\u00a0switched from band to choir<br \/><b>Sagittarius:<\/b> never did their homework<br \/><b>Capricorn:<\/b>\u00a0made really cool science projects<br \/><b>Aquarius:<\/b> founded Rome<br \/><b>Pisces:<\/b> murdered the janitor<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>galadrie: Aries: awkward nerdTaurus: super popularGemini:\u00a0star of the cross country teamCancer: king of the nerdsLeo: always in trouble with the principalVirgo: Let me tell you something about a Virgo. We were best friends in middle school. \u00a0I know right, it\u2019s sooo embarrassing. I don\u2019t even\u2026whatever. So then in eighth grade I started going out with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[162,61,60],"class_list":["post-182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-i-just-did-a-spit-take","tag-mun-and-muse","tag-virgo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=182"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}