{"id":1670,"date":"2014-12-24T14:09:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-24T14:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/12\/24\/and-then-i-realized\/"},"modified":"2014-12-24T14:09:00","modified_gmt":"2014-12-24T14:09:00","slug":"and-then-i-realized","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/12\/24\/and-then-i-realized\/","title":{"rendered":"and then I realized…"},"content":{"rendered":"

…while working on OC Akira’s tumblr blog that his relationship with Hakuba is a lot like Goofy and Max’s. Only Hakuba’s not\u00a0quite<\/em> as awkward as Goofy. Probably. Maybe.<\/p>\n

Christmas, for example:<\/p>\n

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“Okay, Dad! Is the star still crooked?”<\/p>\n

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“I think that’s just about right. Now come down off that step ladder, I don’t want you falling and breaking your neck. Let’s plug the lights in.”<\/p>\n

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“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming.”<\/p>\n

…reminded me of this:<\/p>\n

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And if you replace the teddy bear with a panda bear plush:<\/p>\n

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“I know that it’s hard to have a happy Christmas without your mum, but at least you, me, and Panda-san are together, right?”<\/p>\n

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“I’m too old for stuffed animals, Dad…"\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

…and then it turned into this:<\/p>\n

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"Do you remember when Holmes and Watson were tracking down a dinosaur in that Asylum film? God, that was fun. Dinosaurs of all things! Dinosaurs!”<\/p>\n

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NO mORE SHERLOCK hoLMES PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF–<\/em><\/p>\n

And for bonus points:<\/p>\n

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You’re welcome.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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…while working on OC Akira’s tumblr blog that his relationship with Hakuba is a lot like Goofy and Max’s. Only Hakuba’s not\u00a0quite as awkward as Goofy. Probably. Maybe. Christmas, for example: “Okay, Dad! Is the star still crooked?” “I think that’s just about right. Now come down off that step ladder, I don’t want you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[689,893,1363,334,400,1362],"class_list":["post-1670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-akira","tag-au-case73","tag-especially-characters-that-are-barely-even-in-the-show","tag-sob","tag-what-has-become-of-my-life","tag-you-know-youve-gone-too-far-when-you-start-making-up-fictional-children-for-characters-in-an-anime"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}