{"id":1663,"date":"2014-12-26T00:35:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-26T00:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/12\/26\/the-package-at-your-door-is-large-only-about-16cm\/"},"modified":"2014-12-26T00:35:00","modified_gmt":"2014-12-26T00:35:00","slug":"the-package-at-your-door-is-large-only-about-16cm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/12\/26\/the-package-at-your-door-is-large-only-about-16cm\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The package at your door is large, only about 16cm shorter than the person who delivered it. There is a note taped to the shiny, gold paper.\u00a0<em>&ldquo;I saw this and I couldn\u2019t resist. If you\u00a0<\/em>really\u00a0<em>want something else, there\u2019s a Holmes version\u2026 ~Kaito\u201d\u00a0<\/em>Below is a caricature in KID\u2019s signature style, but of the magician\u2019s grin.<\/p>\n<p>The paper is torn off, and the box opened to reveal\u2026 a (hopefully fan-made) Kaitou KID\u00a0<em>dakimakura.<\/em> The thief\u2019s image is quite disheveled- jacket unbuttoned, tie loosened- obviously, to fulfill some hormonal fan\u2019s fantasy.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014-<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/ee25139c57c7cf306b9d23ad79ad86b0\/tumblr_inline_nh5ys1FrBy1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>He hadn\u2019t been expecting any gifts, much less from Kuroba-kun, but\u2026 \u2026 ..\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/f154e769dc0ed8e5ab99da5b39000652\/tumblr_inline_nh5yt1RhfY1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Ahem.<\/em> \u201cIf he sent it, and\u00a0<em>he<\/em> is Kaitou KID, does that mean that this is an officially sanctioned gift and\u2026 that it is to be used for its intended purpose\u2026 without feeling like a creep?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/c89d30b5be1aa85e1bfde374f4704e92\/tumblr_inline_nh5yxoFTeP1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&quot;If only I could have the real thing\u2026&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The package at your door is large, only about 16cm shorter than the person who delivered it. There is a note taped to the shiny, gold paper.\u00a0&ldquo;I saw this and I couldn\u2019t resist. If you\u00a0really\u00a0want something else, there\u2019s a Holmes version\u2026 ~Kaito\u201d\u00a0Below is a caricature in KID\u2019s signature style, but of the magician\u2019s grin. The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1355,1356,1354,102],"class_list":["post-1663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hahahahahaha","tag-hes-going-to-snuggle-the-pillow-forever","tag-lol-thank-you","tag-submission"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1663"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1663\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}