{"id":1629,"date":"2014-12-29T10:46:22","date_gmt":"2014-12-29T10:46:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/12\/29\/velia-decides-to-whisper-very-naughty-things-to\/"},"modified":"2014-12-29T10:46:22","modified_gmt":"2014-12-29T10:46:22","slug":"velia-decides-to-whisper-very-naughty-things-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/12\/29\/velia-decides-to-whisper-very-naughty-things-to\/","title":{"rendered":"Velia decides to whisper very naughty things to him in Italian and then giggles. &#8220;Io voglio che tu abbia sesso con me su questa scrivania e mi tratti come le assegnazioni e me tutta la notte fanno .&#8221; [[-cringes because using google translate hopefully the meaning doesn&#8217;t get lost]]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/ee25139c57c7cf306b9d23ad79ad86b0\/tumblr_inline_nhcb7sgv4Y1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Thanks to the magic of google, Hakuba now has a disturbing translation on his phone. He turns to the girl, brows knit, cheeks flushed. &ldquo;Ahh&hellip; pardon?&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to the magic of google, Hakuba now has a disturbing translation on his phone. He turns to the girl, brows knit, cheeks flushed. &ldquo;Ahh&hellip; pardon?&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[324,32,88],"class_list":["post-1629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-nsfw","tag-omg","tag-sxpphire-sky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1629"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1629\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}