{"id":1626,"date":"2014-12-29T11:14:02","date_gmt":"2014-12-29T11:14:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/12\/29\/kuroba-k-what-if-i-do-keep-them-theyre-no\/"},"modified":"2014-12-29T11:14:02","modified_gmt":"2014-12-29T11:14:02","slug":"kuroba-k-what-if-i-do-keep-them-theyre-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/12\/29\/kuroba-k-what-if-i-do-keep-them-theyre-no\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kuroba-k.tumblr.com\/post\/106502622403\/whiteknighthakuba-i-believe-that-is\">kuroba-k<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&ldquo;What if I do keep them? They\u2019re no jewels, I\u2019m known to return them~ not police effects. Given I don\u2019t usually steal those.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/b22f6efd83a963ba67f3e277f88b5626\/tumblr_inline_nhccg2wM8x1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;If you steal my handcuffs and my ties &ndash; both the silk and the zip ties &ndash; then I&rsquo;ll be forced to request new ones from headquarters, go shopping, and stop by the hardware store, Kaitou-san&hellip; surely, you don&rsquo;t want to put me through such an inconvenience, do you~?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/1e08ed1be953102af07d686cb23e8a67\/tumblr_inline_nhcchyggzo1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Why not meet me at the janitorial closet of your next heist during your chase&hellip; perhaps even the next building over&hellip; and we can see how the exchange will turn out~? I&rsquo;m quite curious to see just how this theory will test&hellip; using the scientific method.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>kuroba-k: &ldquo;What if I do keep them? They\u2019re no jewels, I\u2019m known to return them~ not police effects. Given I don\u2019t usually steal those.&rdquo; &ldquo;If you steal my handcuffs and my ties &ndash; both the silk and the zip ties &ndash; then I&rsquo;ll be forced to request new ones from headquarters, go shopping, and stop [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[104],"class_list":["post-1626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-kuroba-k"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1626"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1626\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}