{"id":1611,"date":"2014-12-29T23:45:32","date_gmt":"2014-12-29T23:45:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/12\/29\/britishhsdetectivehakuba-oi-i-wasn-tryin\/"},"modified":"2014-12-29T23:45:32","modified_gmt":"2014-12-29T23:45:32","slug":"britishhsdetectivehakuba-oi-i-wasn-tryin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/12\/29\/britishhsdetectivehakuba-oi-i-wasn-tryin\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/britishhsdetectivehakuba.tumblr.com\/post\/106553152797\/whiteknighthakuba-youre-an-insensitive-ass\">britishhsdetectivehakuba<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/435f73aa9168f971b955b073452d1419\/tumblr_inline_nhdasxjNth1siliz0.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Oi, I wasn\u2019 tryin\u2019 ta insul\u2019 ya. Ya were talkin\u2019 \u2018bou\u2019 how ya were taller than tha\u2019 other guy, an\u2019 I was simply statin\u2019 I was taller then ya, an\u2019 then ya jumped down my throa\u2019 fer no reason a\u2019 all.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/1ada6a28bbf59bff8ad1f5417baf872a\/tumblr_inline_nhdb85DjYT1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Can you tell me the exact reason why you decided to interrupt my conversation with someone else to interject about your height? We weren&rsquo;t talking to you, or about you, yet you somehow thought it was appropriate to mention that you were\u00a0<em>taller<\/em>, as if that somehow made you superior. Do you have any reason for this other than your ridiculous need to attempt to prove that you&#8217;re\u00a0<em>better than me?<\/em> Please, do tell. I&rsquo;m honestly very curious.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>britishhsdetectivehakuba: &ldquo;Oi, I wasn\u2019 tryin\u2019 ta insul\u2019 ya. Ya were talkin\u2019 \u2018bou\u2019 how ya were taller than tha\u2019 other guy, an\u2019 I was simply statin\u2019 I was taller then ya, an\u2019 then ya jumped down my throa\u2019 fer no reason a\u2019 all.&rdquo; &ldquo;Can you tell me the exact reason why you decided to interrupt my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[411,1304,1303],"class_list":["post-1611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-britishdetectivehakuba","tag-he-very-rarely-takes-things-out-on-others-unless-theyre-asking-for-it","tag-in-hakubas-defense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1611"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1611\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}