{"id":1599,"date":"2014-12-30T17:30:28","date_gmt":"2014-12-30T17:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/12\/30\/mall-owner-lets-pretend-kaito-kid-wants-to-steal\/"},"modified":"2014-12-30T17:30:28","modified_gmt":"2014-12-30T17:30:28","slug":"mall-owner-lets-pretend-kaito-kid-wants-to-steal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/12\/30\/mall-owner-lets-pretend-kaito-kid-wants-to-steal\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mall owner: Let&#8217;s pretend Kaito Kid wants to steal the star on our mall&#8217;s christmas tree to draw customers!<br \/>\nKaito Kid: *actually shows up*<br \/>\nKaito Kid: *crashes the tree into the store, causing hundreds of thousands worth of property damage*<br \/>\nKaito Kid: *steals the star for good measure*<br \/>\nKaito Kid: *flips off the mall owner*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mall owner: Let&#8217;s pretend Kaito Kid wants to steal the star on our mall&#8217;s christmas tree to draw customers! Kaito Kid: *actually shows up* Kaito Kid: *crashes the tree into the store, causing hundreds of thousands worth of property damage* Kaito Kid: *steals the star for good measure* Kaito Kid: *flips off the mall owner*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1301,111,1300],"class_list":["post-1599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-extra-coverage-please","tag-mind-the-queue","tag-this-is-why-i-always-stress-that-people-get-insurance-on-their-buildings-and-all","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1599"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1599\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}