{"id":1535,"date":"2015-01-06T07:19:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-06T07:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/01\/06\/the-furnace-is-totally-broken-and-needs-to-be\/"},"modified":"2015-01-06T07:19:00","modified_gmt":"2015-01-06T07:19:00","slug":"the-furnace-is-totally-broken-and-needs-to-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/01\/06\/the-furnace-is-totally-broken-and-needs-to-be\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span>The furnace is totally broken and needs to be completely replaced. Like, apparently, the whole bottom half of it seized and fell apart&hellip; So.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/4afbb9370897fca6b4f6f62ba8ee88fd\/tumblr_inline_nhquxy20kS1rms2iz.png\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>&hellip;work on replies, or watch Alfred Hitchcock Presents while hiding under a pile of blankets?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/b99cc1fd46f0d9d5dc4be7d6e0f06559\/tumblr_inline_nhquvsXpqO1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span>HMMMMM<\/span><\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The furnace is totally broken and needs to be completely replaced. Like, apparently, the whole bottom half of it seized and fell apart&hellip; So. &hellip;work on replies, or watch Alfred Hitchcock Presents while hiding under a pile of blankets?\u00a0 HMMMMM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-1535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-out-of-crumpets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}