{"id":1528,"date":"2015-01-08T11:26:05","date_gmt":"2015-01-08T11:26:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/01\/08\/tru-zodiac-descriptions\/"},"modified":"2015-01-08T11:26:05","modified_gmt":"2015-01-08T11:26:05","slug":"tru-zodiac-descriptions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/01\/08\/tru-zodiac-descriptions\/","title":{"rendered":"tru zodiac descriptions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/goodbye-space-ass.tumblr.com\/post\/95564046889\/tru-zodiac-descriptions\">goodbye-space-ass<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>aries: get a job nerd<br \/>taurus: really intimidating and likes plants<br \/>gemini: u talk too fast<br \/>cancer: cute and probably cries a lot\u00a0<br \/>leo: sexy and definitely cries a lot\u00a0<br \/>virgo: get that stick out of ur ass<br \/>libra: satans cousin 3 times removed<br \/>scorpio: pretty ok with murder<br \/>sagittarius: wow rude<br \/>capricorn: *mr krabs voice* money<br \/>aquarius: came from the 11th plane of the void<br \/>pisces: really excited about birthday parties\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>goodbye-space-ass: aries: get a job nerdtaurus: really intimidating and likes plantsgemini: u talk too fastcancer: cute and probably cries a lot\u00a0leo: sexy and definitely cries a lot\u00a0virgo: get that stick out of ur asslibra: satans cousin 3 times removedscorpio: pretty ok with murdersagittarius: wow rudecapricorn: *mr krabs voice* moneyaquarius: came from the 11th plane of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[328,60,62],"class_list":["post-1528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-coughs","tag-virgo","tag-zodiac"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1528"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1528\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}