{"id":1299,"date":"2015-01-19T01:24:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-19T01:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/01\/19\/hakuba-eats-a-hamburger-in-theory\/"},"modified":"2015-01-19T01:24:00","modified_gmt":"2015-01-19T01:24:00","slug":"hakuba-eats-a-hamburger-in-theory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/01\/19\/hakuba-eats-a-hamburger-in-theory\/","title":{"rendered":"Hakuba eats a Hamburger (in theory)"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Lain<\/strong> (drawing Hakuba): XDDDD
and Hakuba is so skinny!!!
Gab:<\/strong> HE IS. I LOVE HOW YOU DREW HIM
since his body is clearly a larger frame
and he HAS muscles
he just
NEEDS TO FREAKING EAT\u00a0
Hakuba:<\/strong> I DO EAT.
Lain:<\/strong> NO YOU DON’T
Hakuba:<\/strong><\/strong>\u00a0YES I DO >:|
Hakuba:<\/strong> I HAVE SCONES AND THINGS WITH MY TEA
Gab:\u00a0<\/strong>LOL
hakuba no\u00a0
bad
eat this hamburger hakuba
Hakuba:<\/strong> ew \ud83d\ude41
Lain:\u00a0<\/strong>just eat it!~
Hakuba:<\/strong> no, that’s disgusting. the cheese isn’t even \/real\/ and what is this wilty sad excuse for lettuce? god it’s probably iceberg there’s no nutritional value in it whatsoever
Hakuba:<\/strong> and this beef is probably not even 100% beef\u00a0
Hakuba:<\/strong> it’s a thin and floppy piece of ground and compressed cardboard
Hakuba:<\/strong> held tenuously together with grease from god knows what\u00a0
Hakuba:<\/strong> this bun is a soggy mess of bleached, processed carbohydrates …
Lain:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>are you seriously dissecting a hamburger?!
Hakuba:<\/strong> if I eat this, I will be ill… if not from the food itself, but from the knowledge that I let something so horrid into my body… it will make me \/fat\/, not healthy\u00a0
Gab:\u00a0<\/strong>he really is\u00a0
Lain:\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/span>JUST EAT THE DAMN THING!!
Gab:\u00a0<\/strong>I can see him with like
tweezers
pulling it apart
wearing gloves
goggles
little scalpel
Hei, Kai:<\/strong> *this wtf look*
Hakuba:<\/strong> do you see how much oil is leaking from this so-called protein?
Conan:<\/strong> *mouth full of hamburger* eh?
Hakuba:<\/strong> I’ve nothing against the concept of a hamburger, but honestly, if you’re going to do it, you ought to do it \/right\/…\u00a0
Hakuba:<\/strong> it’s not that difficult to purchase quality ingredients and make it yourself
Hakuba:<\/strong> let’s go to the local butcher
Conan:<\/strong> *swallows* o_o\u00a0
Gab:\u00a0<\/strong>well that just happened
Lain:\u00a0<\/strong><\/strong>WOW
*facepalm*
well at least he going to eat
hopefully
Gab:\u00a0<\/strong>yeah once he goes to the market and buys all of the things
goes and makes fancy hamburgers for everyone
angus beef and romaine lettuce
sharp cheddar and colby jack cheese
<\/span><\/span>geez
he’s like: :V now we can eat
Lain:\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/span>NOT complaining! At all!~~
Gab:\u00a0<\/strong>LOL
Conan:<\/strong> well that took like 4 hours so I guess I’m hungry again
Lain:\u00a0<\/strong>XDDDD<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Lain (drawing Hakuba): XDDDDand Hakuba is so skinny!!!Gab: HE IS. I LOVE HOW YOU DREW HIMsince his body is clearly a larger frameand he HAS muscleshe justNEEDS TO FREAKING EAT\u00a0Hakuba: I DO EAT.Lain: NO YOU DON’THakuba:\u00a0YES I DO >:|Hakuba: I HAVE SCONES AND THINGS WITH MY TEAGab:\u00a0LOLhakuba no\u00a0badeat this hamburger hakubaHakuba: ew \ud83d\ude41Lain:\u00a0just eat it!~Hakuba: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1093,1094,413,21,1092,234,709],"class_list":["post-1299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-analyzing-hamburgers","tag-because-of-course","tag-chat","tag-hakuba","tag-hamburgers","tag-smokebombsandmirrors","tag-soapbox"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1299"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1299\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}