{"id":1206,"date":"2015-01-24T08:47:01","date_gmt":"2015-01-24T08:47:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/01\/24\/pssst-hey-you-i-have-a-big-case-for-you\/"},"modified":"2015-01-24T08:47:01","modified_gmt":"2015-01-24T08:47:01","slug":"pssst-hey-you-i-have-a-big-case-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/01\/24\/pssst-hey-you-i-have-a-big-case-for-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Pssst. Hey you&#8230; I have a big case for you&#8230; someone has stolen the world&#8217;s supply of cool. the only clue we have is that they have a smiley face sticker on their forehead&#8230; *sticks stickers to your forehead and runs.* ( you too mun.)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/88847ae6feaadf771f6c850c88a97730\/tumblr_inline_niiib23KYT1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;The world\u2019s supply of \u2018cool,\u2019 you say? I suppose it\u2019s a good thing that my hairstyle will hide the only bit of evidence, then, isn\u2019t it~?&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;The world\u2019s supply of \u2018cool,\u2019 you say? I suppose it\u2019s a good thing that my hairstyle will hide the only bit of evidence, then, isn\u2019t it~?&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,1034],"class_list":["post-1206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anonymous","tag-how-did-this-get-stuck-in-my-drafts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1206"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1206\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}