{"id":1136,"date":"2015-01-26T11:54:42","date_gmt":"2015-01-26T11:54:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/01\/26\/i-need-your-help-to-solve-a-case-mr-saguru\/"},"modified":"2015-01-26T11:54:42","modified_gmt":"2015-01-26T11:54:42","slug":"i-need-your-help-to-solve-a-case-mr-saguru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/01\/26\/i-need-your-help-to-solve-a-case-mr-saguru\/","title":{"rendered":"I need your help to solve a case Mr. Saguru.  *Slides case papers over* There&#8217;s a missing man. We don&#8217;t know where he came from, or where he went&#8211; but Cotton Eyed Joe needs to be found immediately."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/b99cc1fd46f0d9d5dc4be7d6e0f06559\/tumblr_inline_nis8xqw1lw1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;A Mr. Cotton-Eyed Joe is missing\u2026? I believe that I can assis-&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/aad194c17dbb56f2dcb69a13d2cac949\/tumblr_inline_nis8ziCzDn1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Ah, hang on! Are you just taking the mick out me? I&rsquo;ll have you know that this is a very serious business and that I am a professional detective and don&rsquo;t have time for your nonsense! Go try Heiji Hattori if you&rsquo;re going to be a pest; he might actually fall for it!&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;A Mr. Cotton-Eyed Joe is missing\u2026? I believe that I can assis-&rdquo; &ldquo;Ah, hang on! Are you just taking the mick out me? I&rsquo;ll have you know that this is a very serious business and that I am a professional detective and don&rsquo;t have time for your nonsense! Go try Heiji Hattori if you&rsquo;re going [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[32],"class_list":["post-1136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-omg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1136\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}