{"id":1039,"date":"2015-02-01T10:28:15","date_gmt":"2015-02-01T10:28:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/02\/01\/nahthatsnotveryraven-nahthatsnotveryraven\/"},"modified":"2015-02-01T10:28:15","modified_gmt":"2015-02-01T10:28:15","slug":"nahthatsnotveryraven-nahthatsnotveryraven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/02\/01\/nahthatsnotveryraven-nahthatsnotveryraven\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nahthatsnotveryraven.tumblr.com\/post\/42181768944\/nahthatsnotveryraven-cleaning-the-house-while\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">nahthatsnotveryraven<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nahthatsnotveryraven.tumblr.com\/post\/42157867051\/cleaning-the-house-while-drunk-is-the-best-idea\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">nahthatsnotveryraven<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>CLEANING THE HOUSE WHILE DRUNK IS THE BEST IDEA EVER, I DONT REMEMBER MOPPING THE FLOORS BUT THEY HAVE DEFINITELY BEEN DONE<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>guys please don\u2019t do six shots of vodka and then clean your house. i vacuumed up a whole deck of cards and fell asleep on the rug for two hours<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nahthatsnotveryraven: nahthatsnotveryraven: CLEANING THE HOUSE WHILE DRUNK IS THE BEST IDEA EVER, I DONT REMEMBER MOPPING THE FLOORS BUT THEY HAVE DEFINITELY BEEN DONE guys please don\u2019t do six shots of vodka and then clean your house. i vacuumed up a whole deck of cards and fell asleep on the rug for two hours<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[913],"class_list":["post-1039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hakubas-first-apartment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1039"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}