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[10:50:46 PM] Allie Pigion: IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT WASN’T IT
[10:51:00 PM] Gab: I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING REALLY
[10:51:34 PM] Allie Pigion: SURE GAB LOL
[10:52:14 PM] Gab: I AM A PERSUASIVE WRITER OKAY I DO THINGS DELIBERATELY BUT IT DOESN’T MAKE IT MY FAULT
[10:52:32 PM] Allie Pigion: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
[10:52:47 PM] Allie Pigion: LOOK AT THE MASSES YOU HAVE REELED IN WITH YOUR BAIT
[10:52:51 PM] Allie Pigion: CONGRATS GAB

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Hakuba vs Hattori: The Musical

Camie: ohhh, hakuba-senpai hattori-kun considers ya a friend~
Camie: so cute~
Hattori: I NEVER SAID THA’ !
Hattori: Hakuba, ignore Camie, I never said tha’!
Hakuba: So we’re… not friends?
Hattori: … -opens mouth, closes it, opens, closes it-
Hakuba: ah….
Hattori: << when have we ever actually behaved like friends?
Kari: all the time.
Kari: all of it Hattori.
Hakuba: *sniff*
Vodka: Remember, only friends get in the tea club. -HAS THE TEABOX. STRAIGHTFACED.-
Hakuba: Ah, Vodka-kun!
Hattori: I dun even drink tea…
Camie: huh what what hakuba is sick (still sick) wat huh?
Hakuba: No, just… sad~
Camie: *frowns* thats hardly better…
Hattori: Yere pullin' my leg… aren't ya, this is some sorta joke…
Vodka: hello!
Hakuba: I just wanted to be friends… /colleagues/…
Hakuba: Vodka-kun! You're my friend, are you not?
Camie: I'm more than a friend right senpai, I'm a kohai~
Hattori: Since when!?
Gab: this feels like the beginning of a musical number
Kari: dfhdbafhsdbfsdbhsd
Kari: yes.
Hakuba: Since when? …Since when!
Since… the…
Moment I first met you,
I knew I had to get you!
Get you to accept me in your life!
And if you could not conceive of it
Perhaps I'd have to conceal a bit
Of the fact that I want in your liiiiife~
Camie: Oh dear god hakuba is singing…
Hattori: …………………..
Camie: I'll get the bat..
Hakuba: You see we share so many elements,
Of what makes you and I~
From our fathers to our habits,
and that's the reason whyyyy—
Hattori: -kisses Hakuba to shut him up because NO-
Kari: OH MY GOD HATTORI THAT IS NOT SDFBJFSDFKSD
camychan: wh…
camychan: WELLTHEN
Hakuba: *IS KISSED* O___O
Hattori: No. No singing.
Kari: I can;t even, I have lost control.
Camie: *STARES*
Hakuba: Ah…
Hattori: -stern look-
Hakuba: I thought it was a rather good number…
Hakuba: Very… Music Man-esque.
Hattori: I will kiss you again.
Camie: Senpai you are…way to calm about all of this…uhm, are you okay?
Kari: Hattori. No. Stop.
Vodka: I'm your friend, yes!
Hakuba: *blushes…. retreats to hide behind Vodka*
Camie: I dont think senpai is okay………….
Hattori: Tha's wha' I thought.
Vodka: oh dear.

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((so Heiji and Hakuba had a haiku battle))
setting: a balcony at night, drinking sake while doing a moon-viewing. traditionally, one is supposed to recite poetry during this.
Heiji: Isn’t th’ moonlight
rather beautiful tonight?
Naa, Hakuba.
Hakuba: Yes, it is rather beautiful.
Heiji: Ya fail utterly.
Not even realizin’…
Yer rather hopeless~
Heiji: Drawin’ a blank, huh?
I don’t blame ya, Hakuba.
It ain’t that easy.
Hakuba: It is not as though …
I’ve a terrible accent..
to bend the rules with?
Heiji: Ya’ve figgered it out.
I speak Japanese just fine.
Don’t insult me, prat.
Hakuba: You cannot blame me,
a half-blooded foreigner,
for finding it hard.
Heiji: Half-blooded’r not,
poetry’s fer th’ cultured.
Some just can’t do it~
Hakuba: Ah, actually,
I meant understanding /you/;
the poetry’s fine.
Heiji: Ya’ve got a point there.
A foreigner like ya can’t
follow proper speech.
Hakuba: You speak too quickly!
It’s difficult to keep up,
much less understand.
Heiji: Tokyo-ben’s too slow.
Ain’t my fault ya can’t keep up.
Ya should really learn.
Hakuba: Oh please, Hattori;
I’ve learned /proper/ Japanese,
not your Kansai-ben.
Heiji: Kansai-ben’s proper!
Stop insultin’ me, will ya?
We’re wastin’ moonlight.
Hakuba: My apologies;
you are just so fun to tease!
Pass the sake, please~
Heiji: Here’s yer blasted drink.
Good rice, good year, good sake.
Hope ya choke on it.
Hakuba: And here I had thought,
as foolish as it may be,
that we’d become friends!
Heiji: Ya mean we ain’t friends?
An’ here I thought we might’ve
had somethin’. Ah well.
Hakuba: …You did just tell me,
if I am not mistaken,
to choke on sake.
Heiji: Ya mean ya wouldn’t
enjoy CPR from me?
Ya’d be missin’ out.
((and then Hakuba gave up))

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[4:04:03 AM] Gab: Yuki and I were talking about it the other day
[4:04:13 AM] Gab: always in cargo shorts and hiking boots
[4:04:21 AM] Gab: tackling criminals to the ground
[4:04:44 AM] Gab: and explaining in excruciating detail how horrible platypus venom is as he shows them his platypus spur necklace
[4:04:53 AM] Gab: and asks if they’d like to try it or go quietly to the station instead
[4:05:06 AM] Gab: not afraid of anything because australia
[4:06:00 AM] Melkior: Oh god he’s Saxton Hale
[4:06:18 AM] Melkior: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Saxton_Hale
[4:07:00 AM] Gab: wow
[4:07:04 AM] Gab: except his shorts would be longer
[4:07:05 AM] Gab: and he’d wear a shirt
[4:08:49 AM] Melkior: sometimes
[4:09:51 AM] Gab: ahaha always
[4:09:55 AM] Gab: you don’t want to get a sunburn in australia
[4:09:57 AM] Gab: that’s dangerous
[4:10:27 AM] Melkior: but if you’re badass enough that the SUN KNOWS BETTER
[4:11:11 AM] Gab: Aussieba: DANJA DANJA DANJA
[4:11:19 AM] Gab: are you trying to say “danger”
[4:11:25 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *stern look*
[4:11:26 AM] Gab: nevermind
[4:12:06 AM] Melkior: Gin: -FACINATED-
[4:12:20 AM] Gab: Yuki said that the org would try to recruit him
[4:12:22 AM] Gab: because he is so scary
[4:12:33 AM] Melkior: And then he puts Gin in a headlock.
[4:13:00 AM] Gab: probably
[4:13:26 AM] Gab: Aussieba: and would you get a look at /this/ beaut… dangerous criminal, he is… battle scar here, probably from a sniper rifle…
[4:13:56 AM] Melkior: Gin: -A WILD GIN FORAGES THE KITCHEN FOR ANY LEFTOVER SWEETS…-
[4:15:23 AM] Gab: Aussieba: you can tell that he’s an aggressive criminal by the way he gorges on carbohydrates in his down time… saving enery for when he needs to STRIKE
[4:16:37 AM] Melkior: (( omfg ))
[4:16:47 AM] Melkior: Gin: -Looks up!-
[4:17:28 AM] Gab: Aussieba: and there he’s noticed us observing him in his natural habitat… aw, would you look at that? this one’s expecting a litter…
[4:17:39 AM] Gab: Aussieba: of course that only makes ‘im all the more dangerous
[4:18:31 AM] Melkior: Gin: … -raises a brow- Hey.
[4:18:38 AM] Melkior: (( I’M DIEING. ))
[4:19:09 AM] Gab: Aussieba: I’ll attempt to communicate with him without riling him… wouldn’t want to upset ‘im when he’s not actively being a beast, after all…
[4:19:38 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *clears his throat* Ho there, mate! Out looking for a snack? Looks like you’re eating for two~
[4:21:11 AM] Melkior: Gin: … A-ah. Maybe. I might be. Did you see if there were any leftover biscuits from when they were having tea earlier?
[4:22:06 AM] Gab: Aussieba: I’m afraid I can’t help you there, mate; you’ll have to forrage for yourself. Only the ones with the will to survive do out in the bush, you know
[4:22:48 AM] Melkior: Gin: …. Ah. … Well. -Steals the orange juice from the fridge.-
[4:23:07 AM] Gab: Aussieba: Good idea; get some vitamin C…
[4:23:26 AM] Gab: Aussieba: Spike in your blood sugar, excellent for dealing with high pressure stress…
[4:24:41 AM] Melkior: Gin: Perhaps. (… I..is that why I crave sweets?!) -CAUTIOUSLY DRINKS FROM THE CARTON, KEEPING AN EYE ONT HE AUSSIEBA-
[4:25:46 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *keeps an eye on the Wild Gin…. strategizing plans…*
[4:26:56 AM] Melkior: Gin: -THE WILD GIN SHUDDERS! The orange juice is cold!-
[4:41:57 AM] Melkior: Gin: So who are you? -HES FAMILIAR BUT…-
[4:42:42 AM] Gab: Aussieba: ‘Guru Hakuba, detective and crocodile wrangler.
[4:43:13 AM] Melkior: Gin: I see. (hakuba from ANOTHER DEMENTION!)
[4:43:22 AM] Gab: LOL
[4:43:54 AM] Gab: Aussieba: When I’m on duty, I take criminals like you down before breakfast.
[4:44:08 AM] Gab: Aussieba: And since I’m always on duty, you’re lucky that there are several hours left before breakfast~
[4:44:44 AM] Melkior: Gin: … Oh my.
[4:45:30 AM] Melkior: Gin: At least I’m not doing anything particularly criminal at the moment! <-( He just stole orange juice.)
[4:46:11 AM] Gab: Aussieba: No worries there, mate… I've got a rap sheet for you four kilometers long already~
[4:47:00 AM] Melkior: Gin: …. Oh dear.
[4:47:12 AM] Melkior: (( HE CAN ADD THE ORANGE JUICE TO THAT TOO ))
[4:47:29 AM] Gab: (( THAT HE CAN ))
[4:47:57 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *gets out hunting gun, cleaning it~*
[4:49:48 AM] Melkior: Gin: … That gun looks extreme. What do you plan to use it for?
[4:49:59 AM] Gab: Aussieba: Tranq darts.
[4:51:00 AM] Melkior: Gin: Oh my. .. I don't think there are any elephants or rampaging animals around here though…
[4:52:19 AM] Gab: Aussieba: naw, weren't you listening? I track down the greatest game of all… CRIMINALS
[4:52:34 AM] Melkior: Gin: -he nods!-
[4:52:34 AM] Gab: Aussieba: and crocs, but there aren't any here
[4:52:44 AM] Melkior: Gin: .. Ah, so..
[4:52:59 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *aims the empty gun at Gin* Click~
[4:53:21 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *big, charming smile*
[4:53:23 AM] Melkior: Gin: 8 | -HOLD YOUR POKER FACE.-
[4:53:35 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *returns to cleaning*
[4:53:41 AM] Melkior: Gin: … -ISNT HOLDINT IT WELL ACTUALLY- 8 |;
[4:54:17 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *is pleased by this fact*
[4:56:19 AM] Melkior: Gin: Maybe I should… -scoots back off toward the QUILTY FORT-
[4:58:34 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *watches, still smiling*
[4:59:06 AM] Melkior: Gin: … 8 | -scoots under the quiltynest and bundles back up.-
[4:59:21 AM] Melkior: (( WELL WE FOUND SOMETHING THAT SCARES GIN. ))
[4:59:56 AM] Gab: (( DUN DUN DUN…. LOL LIKE I SAID))
[5:03:26 AM] Melkior: Gin: helpme.